The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You have put the icing on the cake by killing chobit's poultry.We should now sit here and wait for chobit to kill us slowly.Dakka Lad, you are fired. ABANDON THREAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You cannot destroy a world so long as I am it's regent!That image is amazing. But it again begs a certain question that a lot of people would give their lives to find out. The trick is not to use an orbital laser, that is far too costly and bulky. My designs are based on a fixed-aim ground-based laser and numerous reflecting satellites to bounce the beam around the parent world to either strike a target on it's surface or fire the beam at any angle into space.Bam, I've defeated your weapons. There is no way to spot ALL of the satellites, let alone firing at them, without moving within range of detection by both ground-based or orbital observatories.No fancy shields, no OP'd doomsday lasers, just enough power aimed at just the right spot.Satisfied? Or do I REALLY have to get crafty?no what you need is to have it underground with a firing port that only opens when you fireThese two exactly. Then a simple underground bunker installation with a gunport barely larger than an ordinary oil well casing would be sufficient to fire at any time from the safe distance of several kilometers beneath the surface, well out of reach of most ion cannons and nukes. Build two or three of these on different bodies in the system and interlink their controls, and there's not an object large enough to be locked onto that isn't friendly left in the region. Unless someone starts using planet bombs. Not sure if your system could react fast enough to take them out, though it might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Unless someone starts using planet bombs. Not sure if your system could react fast enough to take them out, though it might.She would shoot them down but if we sent enough they could destroy Lathye. And no amount of amazing drawings will stop that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You will never destroy the Holy Empire of Laythe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Just try me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The first escape pod has been launched. SO LONG, SUCKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonov Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Am i late to the party? All Glory to the Holy Empire of Laythe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 See I actually know a way to beat Chobit's defenses and capture Laythe. One that doesn't rely on superior firepower or skilled leadership. Course if I told you how, I'd have to use it on you before you could share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Ok then, use it on me. Chobits going to kill me soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 See I actually know a way to beat Chobit's defenses and capture Laythe. One that doesn't rely on superior firepower or skilled leadership. Course if I told you how, I'd have to use it on you before you could share it.If you tell us and DON'T kill us, I promise my next program will be named after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Don't make me start a crusade. ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Don't make me start a crusade. ;PYay, she isn't killing us yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) Don't make me start a crusade. ;PThe Holy God-Empress is finaly back *falls on his knees* Edited May 21, 2013 by Canopus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Don't make me start a crusade. ;PGO START A CRUSADE *activates geass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 GO START A CRUSADE *activates geass*No. You. Don't. *Mandatory TV Tropes Warning* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Don't make me start a crusade. ;PGo on, I dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Wot? you wannah Fight ya buggah!?Oy, i'll rip ya a new won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 *uses Taser* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 *flails about* AAHHHAGGGgghGghGEgegeGEGGAAAAHHhhhhah ahh...ahhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 *hits you on your chin sending vibrations to your brain rendering you unconscious* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Brain is now jelly. I forgot how to Human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Be quiet or I will put you into a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Because that would obviously work. Unless you have the worlds largest blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Who said I'm putting you in whole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Thought of the Day: It is better to blend for the Empress than to fondue for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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