101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Brapness]

553) Add a simulator to the simulation to see if your simulated spacecraft will work as expected under simulated conditions that approximate conditions simulated in the main simulation.

God I had to read that four times to figure out what you were saying, very good sir

570: Luddite kerbals that smash your rockets and question whether kerbals should go to space

Edited August 4, 2013 by Brapness

[tygoo7]

571: Add quickscoping, campers, and breakable windows!

[Richy teh space man]

572 Add tents, so my Kerbals can go camping on Laythe

Weather permitting of course..

[Dusty926]

573 add multiplayer wit wepons so wee caan pwn noob scrubs

Disclaimer: This is all in the name of sarcasm, in case you couldn't already tell.

[Lyze Of J]

574: Kerbal-Eating bunnies that light stuff on fire, swarm your spacecraft at take off so you have to accelerate fast enough not to be eaten, should be added.

[keanukeno21]

575: Giant kerbals!!!

[Orphican]

Is it just me or have 2/3 of these come true since the thread was started?

[Richy teh space man]

576 When research is added, allow for a secret tech tree that allows doomsday weapons

577 Is bacon available to Kerbals? If not, please make this a priority

[SteevyT]

578: A nearby neutron star.

[loknar]

579: A nearby black hole.

580: A nearby supernova.

581: A nearby galaxy.

582: Oh and monitor each kerbal dreams and aspirations and get points to buy makeup and jewelry when you fulfill their aspirations.

I'll wait for 0.22 oki thx

[AntonioAJC]

Way to revive a thread guys...

[loknar]

I really loled on this thread. honorable mention to Richy teh space man

582: Every ship part should be a cube.

[Lazro]

583: Every planet is a cube.

[Rage097]

584: Make the Kraken a visible entity that will travel the solar system and destroy player made objects with tentacles.

[MrIronMoose]

585: Cockpit panel hula girl

[ZodiaK]

586: KSP for Kinekt!

ZodiaK. srsly.

[Lifeforce87]

#396: We should be able to name teh Kerbals!

That would actually be great.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

567: Cornbeef Sandwich (Gemini anyone?(Thanks frizzank!))

[dudester28]

567: Cornbeef Sandwich (Gemini anyone?(Thanks frizzank!))

Hehehehehe.

588: Why can't I deorbit the mun? (land the mun on you!)

[loknar]

589: Instead of time warp, display sponsor content advertisement during long trips.

[MinerEdgar]

590: make us be able to built flying deth robots to kill teh sovint kermans.

[FellipeC]

591: Imperial units

[astropapi1]

592: If there was some kind of spectator mode in which I would join a friend's KSP and pl.... *bleeeeep*

*It has been done. Where do I put the body?

[Arbolus]

584: Make the Kraken a visible entity that will travel the solar system and destroy player made objects with tentacles.

593: Kraken Wars!

[Rage097]

594: The ability to dig tunnels on planerts for teh diamondz and teh oder oressddsdfhsduifapiw

I honestly don't know what came over me there...