101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Tw1]

547) KSP should be able to interface with a 3D printer, and produce full scale , functioning replicas of our creations.

How else would we all travel to a real life kerbalcon, should something like that ever exist?

[Flixxbeatz]

548. Assemble the parts up to the smallest detail possible. We need screws, nuts, and bolts!

[Benie]

542. give Ion engines 1000 thrust and make them go FTL like in star trek.

I wouldn't mind that one bit.

549. Make it where KSP attaches to your nervous system. So you feel weightless when you reach orbit in the game, or burn into a crisp of trying to visit the sun.

Enough realism for you?

Edited July 27, 2013 by Benie

[rodion]

550. When career mode is implemented, the initial and tutorial mission should be the deployment and management of an operation consisting of looting rocket parts, technicians and facilities from the ruins of a recently defeated Nazi Kermany. You get more upgrade points and other bonuses based on how much stuff you manage to bring back with you to your chosen starting nation.

[ultra86]

551. Add planet Funkotron so Jebediah can kick it with Toe-Jam & Earl

[Richy teh space man]

552 Every once in a while, the ship and crew from Futurama and Firefly will fly through your system, and you can trade with them.

[Guest]

553) Add a simulator to the simulation to see if your simulated spacecraft will work as expected under simulated conditions that approximate conditions simulated in the main simulation.

Edited July 29, 2013 by Jack Wolfe

[Polar Bear]

554) In EVA u shod be able to swtich into fps mod witch make it so tht evry ting becoms CoD: Kerbol Warfare

Terrible spelling is intentional as it is a part of a totally fictional character (who goes under the name Olof Ingvarsson), any resemblance to real people is completely unintentional.

[Richy teh space man]

555 Grand Theft Kerbal, with the ability to hijack rockets and throw the occupants out into space.

556 And also do fly bys on another space ship/station.

557 Mafia in KSP too

[Basilo1146]

558: If you make something with enough mass, its gravitational pull will be enough for you to orbit/walk on it

[Morrigi]

559. Space dolphins! http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5//3970/3970474_sprite238.swf

[Guest]

557 Mafia in KSP too

Make them Amish mafia, and you'll have something!

[rodion]

560. A complex non-optional system where if you lose any manned or high-importance vehicles in your missions, all operations are canceled for the next 24 months and as agency director you have to appear in public hearings, confer with legal advisors, deny culpability for manslaughter and professional negligence, and fill out thousands of pages of documents until the causes and circumstances of the accident are scrutinized to the public and government's satisfaction.

[Joshington]

561. SQUAD doesn't update enough. EA should buy KSP so it would be updated more often (all in dlc, of course)

[Richy teh space man]

Make them Amish mafia, and you'll have something!

I had to google that, never heard of the Amish mafia until now

[Spartwo]

600 impossible requests

#562:Flying toilet SSTOs

[rodion]

561. SQUAD doesn't update enough. EA should buy KSP so it would be updated more often (all in dlc, of course)

Good...I like this. I mean, I actually hate it, but I laughed at the post. How about 563. Rocket Armor DLC, though?

[TYRT]

563: Kerbals must be happy always!

[Wesreidau]

564: Resources implemented as the entire periodic table of elements and all possible chemical reactions in an elaborate crafting and mining system that permanently deforms worlds and places mineral deposits based upon actual geological processes simulated in a dynamic worldgen.

[rodion]

564: Resources implemented as the entire periodic table of elements and all possible chemical reactions in an elaborate crafting and mining system that permanently deforms worlds and places mineral deposits based upon actual geological processes simulated in a dynamic worldgen.

This has potential, especially if some island-of-stability unun-n-ium element turns out to make great rocket fuel.

[stallion x1]

565: how about to be able to use a part in the game we have to make the part in real life and then send it to squad so they can authorize that part on our account?

[stallion x1]

566: if you manage to get a kerbol escape after waiting 68 years your craft gets transported to a magical dimension with Magic Lazor Beam Space Ponies^tm

[Robbii6]

567: Please Please Please add zombie kerbals and then weapons so i can run around on different planets killing kerbals

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Addd acraffig menus so i can craft rockets like in minecraft lol

[Flixxbeatz]

569: Block rockets.