101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Tw1]

389:

Tornadoes and earthquakes that pop up randomly, attacking my rockets and bases, ruining the kerbals' hopes and dreams.

[Flixxbeatz]

390. Crop circles in Kerbin's surface.

[Guest]

391) Struts should be replaced with old-fashioned bread sack twist ties.

[hugix]

Duct tape! And lubricant!

[Richy teh space man]

393 The ability to hang a large magnet from the front of my ship, so it lifts my ship into orbit

[Flixxbeatz]

394. This should be possible in game.

[Richy teh space man]

lol troll science is best science

[Tw1]

394. This should be possible in game.

Master those phantom forces, and maybe it will be...

[LeonG17]

395. As high quality graphics as real life.

[Rage097]

#396: We should be able to name teh Kerbals!

[The Jedi Master]

397: Fuel tank the size of Jool, plz?

[Guest]

398: Fuel lines made of colourful silly straws to keep Kerbals entertained during fuels transfers.

[cesarcurado]

399) Make it console compatible

[Flixxbeatz]

400. (complimenting #394) MAKE THIS HAPPEN. NAO.

399) Make it console compatible

401. Port KSP in Wii

402. Port KSP in Playstation

403. Port KSP in Xbox

404. Port KSP in iPhone

405. Port KSP in Android

406. Port KSP in Blackberry

407. Port KSP in SNES

408. Port KSP in Commodore Amiga

393 The ability to hang a large magnet from the front of my ship, so it lifts my ship into orbit

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Edited May 21, 2013 by Flixxbeatz

[Richy teh space man]

Perfect Captain Kalawang

[Flixxbeatz]

Perfect Captain Kalawang

Just timely

Also, complimenting #393:

409. Make Proton and Saturn V run using magnets.

[Fyrem]

410 : whatever this person is saying here

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

411: When is .21 coming out?!?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/!?!!/12?1!?4\1whbe

[Malachai]

Add "Reticulating Splines" as a loading screen splash message with absolutely no legal ramifications.

[GamerswithCookies]

20: Why can't we have teleporters to different planets?

21: My jet engines break when I go into space, please fix this.

[kookoo_gr]

412. A capture the flag game mode

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

20: Why can't we have teleporters to different planets?

21: My jet engines break when I go into space, please fix this.

Wow, that must be intense server lag. Considering that was over 360 posts ago...

[Rage097]

413: Planting flags on space craft and in orbit.

[Guest]

414) Have our little green astronauts carry their food provisions in collectible "Lone Kerbal" lunch boxes.

[Polar Bear]

415) Let me control a real life rocket through KSP

416) Have Scott Manley fly me to space.