Fabricated Avionics Co. Grand Opening Release - New Parachute Pack

[Radion]

Welcome one and all to the Grand Opening of Fabricated Avionics Co.

To celebrate our opening, we at FA Co. would like to present the very first products off our production lines.

Now presenting... The FAC Parachute Pack!

1. KERP-DERP Official Parachute:

Are you from the KERP-DERP? Have you ever wanted to show your support for the Kerbalists everywhere? Then buy this parachute. For just a few kerbollars, you too can own the official parachute of the KERP-DERP, the mortal enemy of the KSP. Buy today and win the smiles of of the Party, State, and Kalin.

2. Kerbals For Explosions.Org Parachute:

If you are an avid explosion watcher, like him -> 8), then this is the parachute for you. To quote Kerbals For Explosions, 'We love explodey stuff, gooey stuff, and blowy-uppy stuff.' Buy today.

3. Mickey\'s Croissants Parachute:

Hungry or not, Mickey\'s Croissants Ltd. is out to take over the world, one rocket at a time. Buy today!

4. LemoLime Soda Parachute:

Your ultimate destination for green/yellow sports wear and drinks, LemoLime is now a proud supporter of the Kerbal Space Program. Show your support for its support by buying the parachute, and remember... LemoLime does not rhyme. Yet.

5. Blue Kerbster Parachute:

Your favorite downtown eatery now has rocket part livery. Remember that blue kerbster you ate at Blue Kerbster? Every time you buy one from now on, a donation is made to the KSP. Remember, the avid rocket enthusiast always advertises for his favorite restaurant, and we are going NOT out to take over the world. Happy eating from the Kerbster Krew.

These are wonderful parachutes. By them all today by pressing the attachment button below (at the very bottom, past the pictures). Happy launching/exploding/taking over world!

Now for the second release:

6. Kitalian Designer Parachute:

Enjoy your wine beneath a sky of stars, whilist being 10 meters from a fiery inferno. Kitaly has it all, does it not? Celebrate it with your new parachute of Kitalian design, made by Georgio Kermani, with aid from Louis Kuitton of Krance. Designer Parachutes for your upper-class rocket fodder!

7. Programme Spatial d\'Krance Parachute:

Ce parachute est conçu pour vous assurer que votre impact n\'est pas aussi soudaine que prévu, à condition que vous krench, et non pas un ennemi de l\'Etat. Utiliser avec le maximum de soin et de prudence, et méfiez-vous de rippage possible. Translation: Prevents* death.

*Not guaranteed; Not legal grounds for Class Action lawsuit;

8. Kaustralian Parachute of Kangaroo Jetpacks:

This is the official parachute of Sector 12, the Kaustralian Space Commitee. This parachute was designed by Sector 13, and is in no way guaranteed to stop collisions with the ground, rather is made to look cool. No Kangaroos were harmed in the making of this parachute, they enjoyed the jetpacks. Hail Kaustralia! P.S.: The high drag when opened may cause a death by liquification for users. Use with caution.

9. Kuban Parachute with Fidel Kastro Livery:

Kubans must use this parachute by law, and must hail its power incarnate: Fidel Kastro. May he smile upon you with his beard. Beware of failure, stoppage low. *Fabricated Avionics Co. does not support nations bent on world domination, rather encourages them to stop these activities, but then again, a checkbook has a bottom line.

The Nationals are contained within the second .zip file, along with the other parachutes.

[Tim_Barrett]

Meh. Needs ponies.

[Darrknox]

Cool parachutes, maybe you could make some more national ones? That would be pretty interesting.

[desolategrunt]

Meh. Needs ponies.

how about no

[what-the]

Cool. I made one while ago if anyone want\'s the texture

[MC3craze]

Meh. Needs ponies.

Yeah... NO!

[Chester]

Cool. I made one while ago if anyone want\'s the texture

Looks cool! i would like that parachute.

[Phoxtane]

Meh. Needs ponies.

Judging from the reactions of other members, it would probably be safest for you to make this one in secret.

[Zeroignite]

<3 Ponies.

[Douglasdtlltd]

Y you all hating on ponies? If he would add them, it\'s not we\'re (The Bronies asking for Ponies) making you use them, just get rid of those chutes.

No need to put down suggestions. I really hate people that do that.