History of Kerbals

[NASAFanboy]

Since the old thread was burned and vaprized during the DDoS war of April, I will make a new one. Begin.

(BSB : Before Kerbals. Units are measured in Kerbalized Geo-Orbital Units, or five earth years...)

184,774,775,926,999,999,999,133 BSB- The Universe is formed.

124,772,232 BSB - is formed, as a Class M star.

13,726,121 BSB - Kerbin is formed.

473,337 BSB - First life forms on Kerbin.

3,737 BSB - First mass-extinction. Kerbin is almost sterilized of life.

2,381 BSB - Kerbalius Homospius, an extremely primitive form of Kerbals, takes shaped

0 BSB - Kerbals evolve from their primitive state.

1493 BSB - First Recorded use of writing.

1842 BSB - Kerbals develop the the knowledge of fire.

2000 BSB - Kerbals use their knowledge of metallurgy to create weapons.

2130 BSB - First recorded rocket. Kerbals now use rockets to send their elders to the underworld,

Still working...

[WCOLE360]

3,737 BSB - First mass-extinction. Kerbin is almost sterilized of life.

Sounds like the Krakens doing!

[recon14193]

2130 BSB - First recorded rocket. Kerbals now use rockets to send their elders to the underworld,

I think that should be overworld because underworld seems like they carry it to a high point and then try to launch it so it burriess into the ground kind of kerbally but seems better as over world in my opinion

[firerider521]

Wait... Writing before fire?

[Agent30632]

2131 BSB Jebediah Kerman Is Born

Edited May 21, 2013 by Agent30632

[ramnrmeul]

2131 BSB Jebediah Kerman Is Born

That does sound about right.

2150 BSB Jebediah Kerman reforms the use of rockets to be used as a device of exploration (and destruction)

2151 BSB First recorded encounter with the Kraken

[Whirligig Girl]

2131 BSB Mun is discovered by Jebidiah Kerman after the One-Year-Old accidentally got trapped on a rocket sent to the aboveworld.

2135 BSB Wernher Von Kerman becomes senior rocket scientist for Nazkis, Unwillingly.

2150 BSB Von Kerman then helps Jebidiah build a 3-man capsule to go to the Mun

2167 BSB First Mun Landing, Kerpollo 11

2184 BSB Minmus is discovered, originally thought to be a broken pixel.

2199 BSB Y2Kerb Issue freaks everyone out.

2200 BSB Y2Kerb Issue is totally resolved.

[Needles_10]

2205 BSB - Nazki Governance of Kerbin ends.

2209 BSB - Kerbal Space Center upgrades Tracking Station, and relays information to astronomers for study.

2212 BSB - Duna and Eve are simultaneously discovered by amateur astronomers on opposite sides of Kerbin. In fact, these astronomers were Bill and Bob Kerman at their vacation homes.

2213 BSB - Wernher Von Kerman designs 1-man capsule for a mission to Duna. Konstellation mission begins, but is nearly cancelled due to 1-hour lack of funding.

2215 BSB - Bill Kerman heads to Duna atop Class-S5 Rocket on Konstellation Mission.

2215 BSB (2) - En route to Duna, the S5 Capsule carrying Bill Kerman loses communication with Kerbin. Ike is discovered 6 hours before.

2218 BSB - Communication with Bill Kerman in S5 Capsule resumes. Flyby of Duna and Ike occurred, but the S5 Capsule did not make it into orbit.

2218 BSB (2) - Information patched to KSC Mission Control from Bill Kerman. Images of a new planet with five moons signifies the inadvertent discovery of Jool and its moons.

2220 BSB - Kraken discovered to be altering the orbit of one of Jool's moons (Bop). Society perceives this as a move to destroy Kerbin.

2222 BSB - Krakensbane device is developed by Wernher Von Kerman. Kraken 'dies' upon Bop, as observed by Bill Kerman.

2223 BSB - Bob Kerman notices a small spot moving across Kerbol. Noticing that Eve is larger, Bob relays the discovery of Moho to KSC.

[Holo]

2226 BSB - Kerbals stop trying to wipe Gilly off the lenses of their telescopes, and discover it is actually a moon orbiting Eve. Glasses industry increases by 25000% as astronomers try to be the first to discover something about Gilly.

[Needles_10]

2227 BSB - Secret prototypes of docking clamps undergo a series of rigorous tests. Kerbals passing by the testing facility are annoyed by the loud rolling-scraping-clanking-thudding sounds made during the tests. Probes and solar panels also undergo tests.

[Agent30632]

2596 BSB - Kraken is killed, body has not yet been found

2673 BSB - The body of the Kraken has been found on Bop

And...

2436 BSB - First interplanetary mission is completed by Jebediah Kerman, Bob Kerman, and Bill Kerman

[Needles_10]

2596 BSB - Kraken is killed, body has not yet been found

2673 BSB - The body of the Kraken has been found on Bop

And...

2436 BSB - First interplanetary mission is completed by Jebediah Kerman, Bob Kerman, and Bill Kerman

You're doing it wrong. Plus, these were already covered.