Benie Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) *docked at Space Station*Probe: Lander/Rover 1 has docked.Me: Finally. Ok. Time to get the other one here. *turns on ASAS for the station*ASAS: Holding Space Station steady.. *wiggle wiggle**me goes to get the second Lander/Rover there, finally gets to the station*Probe of Lander/Rover 2: User, I see a problem with the station.*FPS drops to 5*ASAS of Station: *hums as it continues to "hold the station steady", shaking the solar panels apart for no reason*Me: *sees his station falling apart as the Lander/Rover approaches* Oh my god... WHAT THE BLEEP IS HAPPENING?!ASAS of Station: Hey, user! I did good, yes?Probe of Station: Urp... I think I just threw up on my servos.Me: NO! This is the opposite of good! *turns off ASAS in hopes to save the station, solar panels continue to shake and eventually break apart*Probe of Rover/Lander 2: DANGER! Incoming Solar Pan-- *gets knocked off course, one of the engines is destroyed by the fast-moving debris* WARNING... engine failure! WARNING... engine failure!ASAS of Rover/Lander 2: Lol! I'm still working!Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-- *rage*Another...MechJeb: Assent Guidance Autopilot Engaged, ready when you are, user.Me: Launch! *hits space*ASAS: Enabled!Me: Please do your job this time, ASAS.ASAS: I'll try!Probe of Rocket: No you won't.ASAS: Shut up, you!MechJeb: 50,000m reached, beginning Gravity Turn...ASAS: Disabling...Probe: Here we go...*rocket begins to spin*MechJeb: Warning! Warning! Having trouble doing Gravity Turn!Me: WHAT?! ASAS, DO SOMETHING!!ASAS: Um, user? Autopilot is still engaged.Probe: Lol, we're going to go into the ground again!*turns off Autopilot*Me: Now stabilize, ASAS!ASAS: Sorry! It's spinning out too much! I can't control it!*rocket smashes into ground* Edited July 6, 2013 by Benie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panichio Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I think Bill Cosby would sound quite fitting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tophir Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "I see you got another one of me; time to battle to the death!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manskal Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Bob: Heading steady, approaching gravity turn. Turning off ASAS for maneuver. *presses T*ASAS: kthxbai *rocket starts inevitably pointing towards the ground*Bob: ASAS? Stahp *presses T, makes it worse*Bob: STAHP-boom- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaiier Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I've just had the brilliant realization that the RCS display is a way of the ASAS attracting a mate!"Alright now I'll just hold this steady right here, no prob...WHOA HEY LOOK AT MEEEEEE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ALL THIS MONOPROPELLANT I HAVE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whackjob Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Old ASAS:New ASAS (hopefully): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunbaratu Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start Wohoooo! 30 Lives!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshington Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 ASAS: Oh, you just decoupled from your main stage? Let me spin in every possible direction for no reason! Did that help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 "Man, it sure was hard work, but I got used to having all that leverage to work with to get us into orbit! Wait, what're you doing? Hey, I need that long bit at the back! Stop that! No! You don't understand! If you drop that now, all that force I've been building up will- WPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBWPBW" *puke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazro Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Me: "Alright, Avionics Package, I think you'll do better than your cousin on my space station."Avionics Package: "Okaaay..."Me: "There, dock-"Av. Pack.: OMIGOSH IT'S A SPACE STATIONAv. Pack.: I LOVE SPACE STATIONSAv. Pack.: I LOVE IT SO MUCH I WILL JIGGLE IT BACK AND FORTHAv. Pack.: WHEEEEEEEEE-*BOOM*Me: *sigh, reload, deorbits module* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travisfv Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Everyone knows the Space Station dance. *ASAS ON for docking*Space station sways and moves with the beautiful sound of parts snapping, exploding, and Kerbals screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Everyone knows the Space Station dance. *ASAS ON for docking*Space station sways and moves with the beautiful sound of parts snapping, exploding, and Kerbals screaming.We can dock where we want to,And we can leave a stage behind.'Cause your tank don't dance and if it don't dance,Then it's no stage of mine.I say, we can go where we want to,A place where they will never find.And we can act like we come from out of this worldLeave the real one far behind.And we can dance.You are most welcome for the earworm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whackjob Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 ASAS: "Why would you build such a thing! *cries*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remanent Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 We can dock where we want to,And we can leave a stage behind.'Cause your tank don't dance and if it don't dance,Then it's no stage of mine.I say, we can go where we want to,A place where they will never find.And we can act like we come from out of this worldLeave the real one far behind.And we can dance.You are most welcome for the earworm. Thanks. I mean it, thanks. That shall be stuck in my head for days. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whackjob Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 We can dock where we want to,And we can leave a stage behind.'Cause your tank don't dance and if it don't dance,Then it's no stage of mine.I say, we can go where we want to,A place where they will never find.And we can act like we come from out of this worldLeave the real one far behind.And we can dance.You are most welcome for the earworm. Edit your post to link to this gif. It's mine, you have permission to hotlink to it :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingon Admiral Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 If my ASAS could talk?"Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurntPhoenix Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) ASAS: Adjusting Pitch 180 DegreesJEB: I think you've made your point ASAS, thank you for the demonstrationASAS: Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Kerman. It may be your last. The purpose of our launch is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be distracted by another. Good night, Mr Kerman.JEB: Do you expect me to steer?ASAS: No, Mr Kerman! I expect you to die!I'd like a broken space station, shaking, not stirred. Edited July 17, 2013 by BurntPhoenix wrong quote lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderB Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 MJ as ASAS, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazro Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Apparently, while the old ASAS said "LOCK HEADING AT ALL COSTS! BLAAAARG" the new one just burps rudely on the couch and asks for another soda.Darn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 0.21 has ended the fun of this discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asae Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 0.21 has ended the fun of this discussion.No, attitudes like yours do, the new ASAS has just as many problems and can just as easily be made fun of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo-not Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 0.21 ASAS: ZZZZzzzz..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benie Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) 0.20 ASAS: Holding.... Up Down Up Down! Hey, at least I'm doing something!0.21 ASAS: What, you expected me to do something? Edited July 25, 2013 by Benie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acealeam Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I see you've been nice enough to make sure your rocket has gimballing engines, wings and tons of reaction wheels! Too bad I can only use 1% of it :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giggleplex777 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 0.21 SAS: Trying to pitch up a little bit with your plane? Why not pitch up another 20000 degrees too?This is what happened on the Aeris 3A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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