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Can't you guys at least be productive with your weaponry and post pics of supersoakers, water balloon catapults, and modded nerfguns?

After a while everyone defaulting to nukes gets silly.

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Can't you guys at least be productive with your weaponry and post pics of supersoakers, water balloon catapults, and modded nerfguns?

After a while everyone defaulting to nukes gets silly.

Exactly. *eyes Leon from across the ever-growing gap in the planet*

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At least I'm now on the half of the planet that doesn't have those.

*looks around at the burning hellscape*

...Leon, why did you aim the Tsar bombas so that you got the good half of the planet?

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WaterPistol.jpg

Suffer at the hands of this German weapon of mass soakification!

Yes, that is a water pistol attached to a garden host.

Yes, it won't run out of ammunition any time soon.

Yes, it will make you wet.

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Fine then. *Uses time warp device stolen from Jeb* I just need to reverse this. *Reverses time warp device* *Activates time warp device to before the tsar bombas fell*

Now what?

No! NO!! NOOOOO!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!

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WaterPistol.jpg

Suffer at the hands of this German weapon of mass soakification!

Yes, that is a water pistol attached to a garden host.

Yes, it won't run out of ammunition any time soon.

Yes, it will make you wet.

*Sticks both hands in the air*

I surrender!

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Enough. *Fires Death Star Laser*

Bah, you people and your mere "planetary" scales of destruction.

Meanwhile, I'm taking a page from "Doc" Smith's Skylark series. Quoting here, under the Literature folder:

By the final novel in the sequence, our heroes destroy two entire galaxies by teleporting every star from one into the close vicinity of every star in the other, causing each pair to collide and go nova, meanwhile teleporting every non-hostile world in the area to safe orbits around stars in a third galaxy, all while they themselves are safe in yet another galaxy entirely...!
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Karolus10, don't those belong in the MLP megathread?

I miss building water balloon trebuchets though. Getting shelled by bucketfulls of balloons from a quarter mile away? Epic fun.

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When I was investigating (my colleagues watched this stuff and didn't know WTF it is, that mature people watch this show) the franchise and I realize that whole show are just for promotion of some mediocre (even for little girl) toys... but yeah ponies had they own place ;).

Karolus10, don't those belong in the MLP megathread?

I know, just teasing you guys for ultimate off-topic ;).

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