ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 @ROFLCOPTERLOLLOOlOLololOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL: What the-?Can't a guy brag about his soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I make pretty good soup, too. Guaranteed to kill a cold dead. I just like cooking. It's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Can't a guy brag about his soup?In short...No.One can brag about his/her avatar however, observe.Cyborg Jetpack guy is boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'm the australian-equivalent of the soup nazi.[insert picture of chobit being omnipotent but make it say instead "Bow down to your soup empress!"] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karolus10 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) I treat couscous as an emergency food, You left dishes for a short while and this stuff won't go off from plate without a fight .With soups I had bad Habit of cooking 5-6L and then eating the same stuff for 3 days... . Edited May 30, 2013 by karolus10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 In short...No.One can brag about his/her avatar however, observe.If I can't brag, NOBODY CAN!*brings out Hyper-V* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ...I basically have a BFG9000 on my arm. What's a hyper-v gonna do?Hmm, perhaps I should find out what a hyper-v is first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Meta-physical destruction, to put it simply. With its restraints on, otherwise it can do much more out of hand.But my soup is still the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hyper-v soup?I can survive being shoved into an exploding Tsar Bomba! You think I can't take you!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 *brings out Hyper-V**removes all of the fuses from the control system, and magnetizes the focusing chamber wall on one side only to make the beam deflect out the side of the unit.*That'll be enough of that. Your hyperweapon is no match for my maintenance engineering skills. It's only too easy to mess it up, just like the very presence of it messing up this thread.I'd rather keep talking about ice cream. A trip to the store is definately in order tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Ice cream...I've got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hyper-v soup?I can survive being shoved into an exploding Tsar Bomba! You think I can't take you!?I have a device capable of shaping the universe to my will! I can edit the state of everything, down to the smallest neutrino, which allows me to abuse the device to make a universe which treats me as it's god. But, I use this universe as a backup incase I screw up in another universe. Infact, in another universe, right now, we are having a fight which seems to mimic a fight of gods.But my soup is the best even without the intervention of my device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I have a device capable of shaping the universe to my will! I can edit the state of everything, down to the smallest neutrino, which allows me to abuse the device to make a universe which treats me as it's god. But, I use this universe as a backup incase I screw up in another universe. Infact, in another universe, right now, we are having a fight which seems to mimic a fight of gods.But my soup is the best even without the intervention of my device.Really? *goes to said universe with popcorn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I liked Odin's response. Ice cream is always worth talking about.If they're a Safeway supermarket anywhere near any of ou, I recommend the Nutter Butter ice cream. Vanilla with swirls of peanut butter and chocolate chips. Taaaasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Peanut butter, blech. I really don't like peanut butter for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I only like crunchy peanut butter. Smooth is too sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Scenario: you have a horrible accident in which you completely destroy a part of your body. This part is no longer functional by any means.So. What part is it?The doctors give you 3 options.1. They remove the useless and afflicted biomass and you live without it.2. They replace it with a prosthetic.3. They replace it with a fully functional robotic part.What part did you lose? What option did you pick and why?How has it worked out?Ready? Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The part of my brain that is responsible of not letting me multitask and making me forget everything. (Because then I could play piano with extreme accuracy and actually remember everything that has happened in my life, and especially remember piano sheets.)Replace it with a fully functional robotic part, so then I can abuse that as well.It has worked out by actually doubling my brain power and store all my memories on a computer via bluetooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 They invented a way to take control of another person's body with electrical pulses ,and a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 They invented a way to take control of another person's body with electrical pulses ,and a computer.With great power, comes great responsibility: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 this also means we get to take over someone's leg ,and have them kick everyone they meet with that leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I lost my right arm and my vision after a truck decided to run me over. I sustained damage to the optic nerves.Replaced with robotic arm and electronic eyes linked directly to my optic nerve.The arm is great except that it looks very skeletal and has no large amount of tactile sensation. The eyes a low me to see with 20/20 vision and benifit me with enhanced night vision. However, due to the slight brain damage I'm now a bit more "twitchy" and can occasionally have visual hallucinations. Also, they glow and change color. WTF doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hmm... well i suffer from a rare case of Exponential Time lagging Syndrome ,E.T.L.S, or you can call it Time lag sickness.Don't ask how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hmm... well i suffer from a rare case of Exponential Time lagging Syndrome ,E.T.L.S, or you can call it Time lag sickness.Don't ask how it works.Hint: read the second post on this page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 well it is a random thought so here go:My legs broke when building a steam powered car.Doctor gave me surgery ,and also gave him some blueprints to turn my leg into a steam powered leg that uses clock work of my head ,and heart.This ended with me having to be less tired ,and able to more leg straining task like kicking one of thoses 10 ton gears into place.This made me the fastest runner.Now how I'm doing is that I managed tofully construct steam powered men to asist me ,and my mechanical legs are able to crush anyone in my way of creating a new world that will be born in the dust of the modern world.So everything turn out well ....Thank you Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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