Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Rage097]

Why yes, I would very much like that. Oh and have you seen the papers recently?

[LeonG17]

Oh, yes indeed. Such a frightful jolly old mess the world is. We should all just sit and drink tea as chums!

[Rage097]

My point exactly! But the paper said that the rockcoole residence was attacked by a robot! Can you imagine such a devilish thing?

[LeonG17]

And the ROFLCopter64bit residence as well! Such a frightful mess it all it. We should retire to our country mansion to be away from all this occurrences. Come along everyone!.

[Rage097]

Indeed! A cunning plan!

[Kerbal01]

Indubitably, good chaps.

[LeonG17]

Let us go. Come along everyone! *Arrives at country house* Have a rest everyone and the maid will be around shortly with tea, crumpets and scones. I say, it shall be jolly marvellous.

[Rage097]

Who is the maid might I ask? Not for any reason in particular, just for curiosity's sake.

[LeonG17]

Oh I say, that wouldn't be sporting! You must work it out for yourself old chap!

[Rage097]

Oh, we're making it a game are we? Bah, I couldn't find out bugger-all if I wanted to in these types of things. Can you do a service and give a wee bit of a hint?

[LeonG17]

Very well, think of someone you would least expect to be a maid yet we would both know. That's a sporting chance.

[Rage097]

...Hmmm...I say this is difficult. Would it, by any chance, be that lovely chobit? Or is that absolutely rubbish?

[LeonG17]

Got it in one old bean! Now let us pray she never finds this thread.

[Rage097]

Dully noted. *walks to maids quarters with a three boards and some nails*

Can you be a good chap and fetch me a hammer, I think that we should delay her.

[LeonG17]

I am afraid that would not be sufficient. I suggest a quick withdrawal to the adjacent nuclear bunker. There we shall have our tea in peace.

[Rage097]

Wait. What if we could take advantage of the situation? I'll go and make another set of tea and crumpets, scones as well. I'll let you figure out where the bugger i'm going with this, you smart chap.

[LeonG17]

I'm afraid I must retire to the bedroom for sleep but I will leave it up to these fine gentlemen and ladies to understand you or I will when I return. Goodbye!

[FallingIntoBlack]

Think I'll retire too, old chum!

[Rage097]

Look like I'll have to stay up and watch the bloody place for you chaps. Wish me well!

[Kerbal01]

How was it, old bean, spiffy?

[ZedNova]

I say, good ol' chaps. Wouldn't it be a splendid idea if we made fun of those Silly American Rednecks? It'll be a Jolly good ol' time! *Sips tea*

Edited May 28, 2013 by ZedNova

[Rage097]

Oh, just let the buggers do their own thing. Why must the Americans do everything differently? Driving on the opposite side of the road? Blimey!

[LeonG17]

And the way they twist good old Queens English into that confusing speak. Dreadful!

[Kerbal01]

Quite right, we need to send Jeb and friends over the pond with some good old tea and crumpets to show them who's better. Who's volunteering?

Edited May 28, 2013 by DarthVader

[ZedNova]

I will, hop aboard this here aeroplane. Watch your step now! There's no time for dilly-dallying.