Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Rage097]

I'll go n' teach those ruffians a lesson that they'll never forget! *loads musket* Actually, a round of fisticuffs may be in the workings.

[Rage097]

Well, then! That cyberpunk party last night was some horribly devilish fiasco. Just white noise was all it was, and those hooligans wouldn't know real music if it bloody kicked their bollocks!

[Kerbal01]

G'night chaps and chapettes

[Rage097]

*walks in as Cyborg*

I must say I think I look absolutely spiffing! I do love this marvelous blue color. Oh, I apologize, was I interrupting?

[redwolfy]

yes .

[Rage097]

Well, then! How rude of myself! Allow me to fetch you a quick cup of tea as compensation.

[LeonG17]

I say, this appears to be empty, what what.

[Rage097]

Quite so! It's also completely filthy.

*brushes cobwebs off chair*

Would it kill the poor sods to clean this bloody place?

[ZedNova]

I would good sir, but i just spent my last Quid on a box of ale. *Takes a swig of Beer*

[Rage097]

Dear, me... I appear to have woken up in a corner. Dear lord there are a lot of cobwebs here. Where is that maid sod!? Why can't I move!? I need my bloody tea I say!

[ZedNova]

I say dear sirs, wouldn't is appear that we're a tad bit underpopulated on this thread?

[Rage097]

Indeed it is! Perhaps it has something to do with the whole jolly stereotype gubbins. Or the fact that no one's idea of a jolly good time is a rebar wielding cyborg. I say, Would you like a cup of tea sir?

[Jnrdingo]

*throws brick through window* OI Come ouer ere! I ave a bone to pick wit you! *takes a big drink of beer* eah tats rite I'm gonna set fire to yer ouse!

[Milo Kurtiss]

You bloody twonkers. I've got LODS OF EMONE IN ME SLACKS!

[The Destroyer]

I must say good chap, I have almost no idea about British! I'll watch lots of gamechap jolly good fellow!

[redwolfy]

well i say you would be suprised to know that us jolly brits generally dont speak like this you plonker

[crasher925]

i say! do you jolly mind if i join you for some tea? *sips tea* ahh marva- *Mirror Universe Ego kicks in* well i do say so fellyos that that was quite unplesant. any of you chaps up for a duel i say??

[zekes]

I say, what a grand idea! 'Ave you got a saber or do we 'ave to go buy some swords down at the pub?

[crasher925]

yes fellow i do say so that I do have here jolly good saber you know!

[Rage097]

Ah, I remember when I was the champion at the good 'ol sport of Fencing. The French have very peculiar sports indeed.

(BTW, I really did take fencing. You learn to love the taste of water after a while)

[Shaun]

As canny good as yee are trying, yee aal fail te realise tha ne-one in Britain speaks leik they're frem the fifties, an not aal Brits hev a southern accent. Ah mesel am a Geordie frem The Toon an there is nothin betta than confusing horf the world wi me accent. Dyer knaa what Ah mean? Probably not.

[Rage097]

What the bugger is this ruffian doing here? Such filth and rudeness, I say! Leon, will you show this man the door?

[Shaun]

Actually, Geordie is a direct continuation of the Anglo-Saxon settlers of the region. My accent is therefore older than modern English, however if you would like, I could speak in Shakespeare's language if you prefer.

[LeonG17]

I say, good man, please leave these premises or I will be forced to release the hunting dogs!

[Rage097]

Why the dogs? Have my rebar, sir. I trust you'll know what to do with it.