Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Keenan Smith]

HAHA, This Thread is awesome Keenan, im from the UK and love the way Family Guy portray us Brits, its just so funny. I bet our portrayal of the Americanlandians is way off aswell.

Translate this..

Why the bl**dyhell Cant I f**king get this stupid Rocket to bl**dy Orbit? stupid f**king Physics.

Lol Good day

[Kerbal01]

i say this thread has grown bl**dy larger than i expected in m wildest tea hungover dreams (just kidding about the hungover bit im trying to be funny)

[Rage097]

My heavens, are you drunk? Go have yourself a lie down and a cup of tea?

[Kerbal01]

no im not drunk, im attempting to be funny.

[Rage097]

Well, you're doing a bloody horrible job.

[ZedNova]

Quite.................

[Rage097]

*nods in agreement* I say I'm quite tired, I think i'll try some of that marvelous "coffee" rather than my usual morning tea. Has anyone here had this "coffee"? I've have not and am fascinated by the implementation of beans rather than the jolly old tea leaves.

[Epic DaVinci]

How dare you Sir, Tea is Drank by the Queen so it is, We dont partake in wild drugs from the colonys. I bid you good night, If you disargee, then i challenge you Sir, to submit a strongly worded letter to this right honourable gentlemen, Post haste.

[Rage097]

By golly! I was simply interested in its alleged "rejuvenating" effects. There's no need for gubbins such as this! I very well do enjoy my tea, I couldn't live without it! But I swear those bloody drunkards out in the street last night wouldn't let me sleep! I was only calling for excessive measures to give me "ye olde pick-me-up" so that I may be on my jolly way.

[Jones-250]

Gentlemen! There is no reason to instigate a bitter quarrel. May I suggest some ice tea or gin for those who would prefer some variation to their habits, eh?

Oh yes, I forgot. Gin is served without the need to exchange any possessions at our local pub. Plusgood, or should I say doubleplusgood! Thank heavens for miniplenty!

Edited June 4, 2013 by Jones-250
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[Rage097]

No, gin please. Iced tea would be splendid!

[Rage097]

I say! this thread really needs more people! We have a surplus of tea that I barely know what to do with! I could jolly well drink it all, but that would take bloody ages.

[Kerbal01]

Yes,quite how shall we advertise this mayhem?

[Kerbal01]

I do say we need more people in this wonderful manor of virtual online british foolishness

[BigBoy734]

Yes,chap! I say,we shall have some splendid tea as we wait for these ol' chaps here to hurry their buttocks up!

[cathastail]

Indeed good chap, one of these days I jolly well must crack on and make a death star on this kerbal space program electronic entertainment program thing. I bid you good day!

[Kerbal01]

Good luck, old bean!

[dimovski]

Goooood morning chaps! Id find it fine if someone would hand me some tea over, Im thirsty. Crumpets would be nice aswell, but I prefer pudding.

(oh I tried so hard not to, but anyway : "Timothy, language!")

[Jones-250]

Oh my, look at the time. Gentlemen, should we go down to the trotting-track and place some bets on those fine stallion SRBs. The next start is going to be in about fifteen minutes.

[Rage097]

Calling all gentle men!

Tea is served!

[Rainbowtrout]

I say, can I have a custard cream, old boy?

[Rage097]

Indeed, my friend! *gives some*

There you are, old bean. I say, it's quite draft in here! Wasn't there some supposed "renovations" done on this bloody place recently?

[LeonG17]

I say, its been a while since I've been here, old beans!

[Rage097]

Ah, welcome back my jolly old friend! Indeed it has! Can I get you anything, perhaps?

[LeonG17]

Perhaps you could be of some assistance? I seem to have a problem accessing the IRC! How dreadful it all is