Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[saik0]

This is a forum adaptation of a game I saw once before played by bloggers or users of a social network. If anybody is away of it's origin put a link and I'll include the oldest known one on this post.

Anyways, the idea is pick any kind of super power for yourself. Then, in order to ensure it's moar super you must make the previous poster's mundane by reframing the context or adding some kind of condition or weakness that makes it useless, or even hazardous to one who possesses it.

Here's an example:

The power to move faster than a locomotive

The power to move faster than a locomotive, while boarded on said locomotive.

The ability to stretch my body into any shape.

I'll go first.

The ability to see the any wavelength on the electromagnetic spectrum.

[dansmithers]

Unfortunately, this makes your eyes approximately 200x more sensitive to light. You are blinded by immense amounts of radiation.

The ability to petrify anything.

[redwolfy]

the ability to petrify anything as long as its a spider

tthe ability to become invisible

[lukerules117]

OK you are now invisible to blind people

the ability to fly

[RulerOfNothing]

You can fly for periods of up to 1 second duration.

The ability to breathe fire.

[redwolfy]

you burn your mouth every time you try

the ability to shapeshift

[Rage097]

You can only become a rebar.

Technomancy.

[Mikideez]

you have a low end job fixing computers

the ability to have no fear

[lukerules117]

you are now jeb and your bout to test one of my asymmetric rockets

I gain the ability to go faster then light

[Rage097]

My God, it's full of stars!

I want to be able to cause my eyes to glow red for intimidation.

[ShachonianX]

It doesn't end up intimidating anyone.

The ability to fly through space unharmed.

[ZedNova]

You crash into the sun because you couldn't find a solid surface to do your orbital calculations.

The Power to seduce any woman by looking at their eyes.

[Rage097]

You accidentally look into the eyes of that REALLY UGLY/CREEPY one at the cash register in wall mart.

Lazorz!

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Congratulations! You accidently look into the high powered lazorz and blind yourself permanantly.

I wish for the ability to travel to different parallel universes (Exploits here I come!)

[MGUARN]

Your trapped in the Mlp universe were you die

I wish I have the power to collide universe (Merge)

[Nullspace250]

But you die instantly after doing thatt

To know the future

[ZedNova]

you find out how it all ends, and you don't find it worth living anymore.

All the powers of Spiderman.

[Rage097]

You die of radiation poisoning. Because spider man was bitten by a radioactive spider.

To mind control Odin

[The Destroyer]

To mind control Odin when he cannot move or speak

The ability to grow to giant and shrink at will.

[Cooly568]

You shrink to a tiny size and are squished by a dog.

The ability to change into any creature you have knowledge of.

[The Destroyer]

You shrink to a tiny size and are squished by a dog.

.

Actually, I would use a fishing rod to grapple myself onto a tree. But whatever.

Anyway

But as you trasform, you accedently transform into a mouse, where you are hunted by a cat to death.

[Rage097]

Since The Destroyer didn't choose a power, I just rigged him to explode next time he posts.

I want X-ray vision with controllable layering.

[Rockcoole]

You can forget how to change the settings at the worst posible setting.

My super powers are the powers of a god. Not a wimpy norse god I mean an almighty smightful god.

[Rage097]

You have the powers of the most powerful, most holy, and most BEST EVAR......

CATERPILLER GOD

I want fire-proof self...(Grammar failing due to sleep deprivation.)

[Rockcoole]

You have the powers of the most powerful, most holy, and most BEST EVAR......

CATERPILLER GOD

WOOT! Take that cateypillers!

You drown.

I can now hold my breath forevery underwater and not die, or feel pain because of this.