100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Flymetothemun]

494: Dress as a detective, drive a cop car into the store, drive slowly up and down the aisles, point a pair of binocs out the window at people, and play this at full volume:

BONUS: Get out of the car every once in a while and frisk a randomly-selected person.

Edited June 30, 2015 by Flymetothemun

[UnionPacific1983WP]

495: Plug a mini-speaker into your phone, put the speaker and the phone in your pockets, turn the speaker to maximum volume, and play the FNAF 1 jumpscare sound on repeat. You'll get kicked out for two reasons: everyone hates FNAF and everyone in the store will probably be deafened by the noise.

[Robotengineer]

496: Ask someone what their opinion on climate change is, then take the opposite opinion no matter what and argue.

[K3achas]

497: change the internal climate of the Wall-mart, as in: find and change the thermostat.

[zekes]

492: Steal the declaration of independence.

http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/98/1d/ac290201446e98aabcef4965f141/nicolas-cage.jpg

Is this still a thing? XD

498: Hang giant Nick Cage posters in front of their logos.

[TrainEngie]

499: Add a neon "e" to Wal-mart, therefore turning it into "Wal-marte"

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

500: Jump into things just in time, so you can claim the 500th, 1000th 23984th, etc.

[TrainEngie]

501: Cling under a shopping cart like Odysseus.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

502: Rip open a ton of boxes of Legos and build a tower to push over on to everyone in its way.

[TrainEngie]

503. Dress up as Sailor Moon, and throw a bunch of McBurgers at everyone.

[Joshwoo70]

Launch Seperaton's into their store!

[UnionPacific1983WP]

505: Change all of the dollar signs in the store to a 5.

[Robotengineer]

506: Attempt to jump over a shelf, and fail.

[Starwhip]

507: Mistake "WalMart" for "wallmart" when making a thread about it.

[RAINCRAFTER]

508: Be a thread zombie, a.k.a. post on a thread about Walmart, leave for a long time, and come back. And if you are that guy, perform 483.

[windows_x_seven]

509: Don't enter it. Simple.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

510: Set off a ton of fireworks in the middle of the store.

[kiwi1960]

511: Tell the bosses they should pay the workers a decent wage instead of just minimum wage so they don't have to ask for handouts from the Government.....

(its a sure way to get kicked out)

[UnionPacific1983WP]

512: Say 22.627417x22.627417 over and over again. If you didn't get the joke, 22.627417x22.627417=512.

[TrainEngie]

513: Drift a motor shopping cart whilst dressed up as the legendary Ryosuke Takahashi, and race against a fat person.

[Djslime6764]

Cutoff electricity................yell "LET THERE BE LIGHT" then restore power right after

[windows_x_seven]

515: Spend 3 hours staring at a light, standing still.

[Fatal_Gam3er]

516: Tell one of the employees that there is a portal to hell in the bathroom

[Guest]

517. Play 3 series of "Dat woze STOPEID"

[Bioman222]

518. Wait for someone to go into the restroom, then enter and start flickering the lights and scream "OH GOD IT'S THE ALIENS!!!!!!"