100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Rage097]

309: Pick the lock on the glass box the Airsoft guns are encased in

[mythbusters844]

310: Make the stereo "trial" system play the Apollo 8 launch at full volume. *speakers burst* *everyone runs and screams*

[Rage097]

311: UNLEASH THE BASS CANNON BUUUWUBWUBWHAAAAB.

(Idon'teven...)

[War Eagle 1]

312: Ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway

[ZodiaK]

312:

overload an employee's mind with orbital science

ZodiaK. Funtimez

[Flymetothemun]

313: Go nuts in the electronics section with a bucket of water.

[Rage097]

314: climb to the top of the bike racks and refuse to come down.

[War Eagle 1]

315: once on top of the bike rack, get on a bike and pretend to be the wicked witch of the west

[Deadpangod3]

316: Get about 500 friends with horses, cannons, and muskets, and recreate the civil war

317: let wild horses (that havnt eaten in a week) loose in the food section

318: try to tame one of those horses in the cooking section

319: teach the horses to ride the bikes from the bike rack your on top of

[Rage097]

320: Do an organized Flash mob by the check out registers.

[Deadpangod3]

321: with horses ^

[War Eagle 1]

322: Hide Barbie doll behind the chips and under burger pattys

[Flymetothemun]

323: Find one of those grey benches, strap 2 employees to it, and beat them with a vacuum cleaner or any heavy object.

[War Eagle 1]

323: Find one of those grey benches, strap 2 employees to it, and beat them with a vacuum cleaner or any heavy object.

as long as it isnt a cart pusher. They deal with enough crap as it is. I know from personal experience

[Flymetothemun]

324: Play Dodgeball with glass or fragile products.

[Captain Sierra]

323. Dump superglue on the toilet seats.

324. walk in dressed as a samurai and pull out a real sword . . . the proceed to attack the produce section.

[Penguinhero]

325. Ride a bike around the store while singing the star spangled banner

[Flymetothemun]

325: Convince an employee to beat his superior until his superior's unconscious.

[swiftgates24]

326: Ask nicely to be kicked out.

[Deadpangod3]

327: Recreate the reveloutionary war but declare the fruit section independent from "the kingdom of Walmart"

328: read your new Declaration of Independence out loud, (bonus points if the owner signs it XD)

[19spacepug]

329: Run into walmart in the buck. (If you know what I mean If not it means nude) bonus points if someone else runs in the the buck.

330: punch a lot of men in the nuts and run like a insane person. bonus points if you punch the owner in the nuts.

[dudester28]

330: Hack the intercom system...

[Captain Sierra]

330.1: Proceed to yell obscenities.

[Deadpangod3]

331: Run to the owner yelling a T rex is attacking the produce section

332: repeat above but instead say that an alligator is attacking the meat section

[Deadpangod3]

*thread reviving bump*

333: parachute through a glass window on the roof and pretend your a paratrooper from wwll and its dday