100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Galacticruler]

234.sing MLP songs till they get annoyed ,and escort you out.

do that for 5 seconds and walmart employees will be the least of your worries.

236. Claim to be a health inspector, and only inspect the meat section.

[mitch323]

237: Punch anyone and shove your pants on their head. Push them over and Harlem Shake on them. Then proceed to urinate on them.

[stupid_chris]

230: Play Pewdiepie videos really loud (make sure they have lots of swearing)

FÖR HELVETE

237. Take a bunch of laxatives before going in and stay there until you "can't hold it anymore".

[Kialar]

they sell guns

Walmart sells GUNS??? I thought, Walmart is something like a supermarket. That's kind of weird.

[Sirrobert]

Walmart sells GUNS??? I thought, Walmart is something like a supermarket. That's kind of weird.

Doesn't Walmart simply sell everything?

[stupid_chris]

Doesn't Walmart simply sell everything?

They sure as hell don't sell guns in Canada.

[Galacticruler]

they sell some here in the USA, just some low end, barely maintained rifles and a few side arms and way more ammo than needed.

In a town not far from here there are more guns than people though...

OT:

279:

never leave the electronics section...ever.

[MGUARN]

280."slip" around the electronic section breaking as many things as you can.

[Galacticruler]

280."slip" around the electronic section breaking as many things as you can.

Penut oil + shoes + cooking department = lawsuits and getting kicked out forever.

[Rainbowtrout]

281: Ride on a Segway through the food section while holding a stick, screaming: SPRING BREAK FOREVER!

[Designer225]

292: Paying 1 coin at a time. (People will get bored and anxious!)

[AustralianFries]

293: Pressing #96 on the isle phones (that are found in various places around the store) and yelling obscenities.

[Xeldrak]

294. Start sorting their whole inventory alphabeticaly - Beginn by carrying everything thats starts with A to the entrance, everything with Z to the check-out.

Edited July 13, 2013 by Xeldrak

[42undead2]

#295: Ask someone to kick you out.

[ramnrmeul]

#296: Re-enact Operation Best Buy with your friends but following Walmart dress code instead.

[Joshington]

#297: Dress up in a banana suit and "rescue" all of your fellow banana "brothers".

[Agent30632]

#298: Slap the manager

[MGUARN]

299:walk in a space suit ,and plant a flag with a sharp spike in the electronics section on the ground ,and say "I claim this plot of land under Discordia!" Then proceed to cause chaos by getting every single shopping cart ,and line them out in every walk way making half of the store inaccessible.

[Rage097]

300. have your self and 299 friends enter wall mart. Then kick the first person you see to the floor screaming about Sparta. Then attack everything that moves.

[The Jedi Master]

301. Hack into the PA system and starting yelling every bad word you can think of.

[Rage097]

302. flood it with smoke bombs

[Captain Sierra]

303. Stand in the parking lot and shoot out the lights with a .303 rifle (sorry, had to )

304. Place lit firecrackers between the milk just, various fruits, cereal boxes, anything easily breakable that will make a mess.

[Edgey_97]

305. Make a fort out of toilet paper.

306. Record in store.

[zekes]

307) pretend you are a walrus.

[War Eagle 1]

308

Hide in the clothes rack, wait for people to walk by and yell "PICK ME!"