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Stelith61

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Yeomans

Yeomans

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These ones are more just jokes, don't take these seriously squad! :P

-Removing Lagrange Points

-Cloning Jebediah

-Deleting Launch Tower

-Breaking Saves

-Baking Space Cake

-Curing Kessler Syndrome

-Breaking Aerodynamics

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FortyCaliber

FortyCaliber

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You *have* to include

'Reticulating Splines'

It's back from the old SimCity, and afaik it's just gibberish it said every time it loaded.

I came to say this. It's a classic loading hint that needs to be nodded to everywhere.

It's from Sim City 2000

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Navypilot1046

Navypilot1046

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Putting this one HERE and that one THERE...

Applying rubber mallet...

Applying wrench...

Passing the hydrospanner...

Calculating collision course...

Planning Fireworks display...

Replacing broken switch with pen...

Pressing "T" to correct RCS role...

Ejecting from bedstead...

Assuming direct control...

Rebooting SAS...

Applying forehead to control panel...

Forgetting parachutes...

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jgjiscool

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Tranferring ASAS Personality...

Loading the 42 most important bits...

Pre-exploding stuph...

Waiting for Chuck Norris to align the plan-... never mind

Evolving "Intelligent" Life...

Defining "VTOL"...

Checking temperature...

Preparing lag emulator...

Bypassing video card...

Ensuring external gravity...

Testing oxygen levels... No Jebediahs will be harmed in this process

Melting Cockpit...

Allowing MechJeb to take sensible control of systems...

Beginning RCS extraction...

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DocLangy

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"42"

"Packing towels"

I agree SCE to aux should go in. I occurs to me I don't think I've seen the full From the Earth to the Moon series. I'm amazed someone picked that out I don't think I would have thought of that.

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FortyCaliber

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"42"

"Packing towels"

I agree SCE to aux should go in. I occurs to me I don't think I've seen the full From the Earth to the Moon series. I'm amazed someone picked that out I don't think I would have thought of that.

"Inserting Babelfish"

"Engaging Improbability Drive"

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Scorpi15

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-Don't blink or you'll miss the explosion

-Hey, where did my engine go!?

-Not caring where the rockets come down

-The Kerbal Space Program: National Space Agency and Public Fireworks Co.

-Infinitely Gliding

-Rockin' to the Max

-Taping Fuel tanks

-Re-binding keys

-Forgetting keys

-Binding Action groups

-OH CRAP OH CRAP WHAT'S THE BUTTON TO ABORT!?!

-Melting Marshmallows on Moho

-Taking a swim on Laythe

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