New Ideas for loading screen 'hints'!

[Sof]

-Opening pod bay doors

-Making it so

-Kerbal see, Kerbal do

-Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

-intensifying forward firepower!

Edited July 11, 2013 by Sof

[Tex_NL]

- Coming in peace. Leaving in pieces.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Rocket.exe is no longer responding.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Seriously this should go into games.

[roosterr]

-setting primer charges

-cutting corners

-extorting kongress

-tenderizing kerbalnauts

-wormholing

[DocLangy]

Checking with Jebidiah Kermin, the original 'original steely eyed missle man'. (How's that for a reference)

[FellipeC]

Capturing Kerner Von Kerbraum

Reverse-engineering K2 rocket

Choosing not because is easy, but because is hard

[Guest]

-Eating Snacks

-Betting On Launches

[SPWeber]

Accidentally referring to Kerbin as Earth

[csanders]

Pumping Aerobrake

Applying Launching Pad

Firing retro-rockets ironically

[xzxvrx]

-Contacting support

-Turning up space radio

-Overshooting re-entry

And now time for some references..

-Cleaning the windshield

-Using Kerbin as a reference point

-Using retro rockets to hold down the heat sheild

[JakeGrey]

- Testing rockets that run on Chlorine Trifluoride

- Waiting for our ears to stop ringing

- Sweeping up broken window glass

- Finding bits of unsuccessful prototype

- Naming craft beers after rocket parts

- Acquiring public liability insurance

[CmdrRimmer]

Waiting on unity to support multi-threading

[Whackjob]

"Locking the KSP OSHA representative in the bathroom."

[FellipeC]

Reading Arthur C Klarkol

[staf7]

-Hitting eject

-missing node

-Turning ignition on

-lighting kerbol

[Blue]

Don't forget to not hit the ground!

[thunderstar]

Kerbals don't read manuals they just smash buttons and hope that it works.

so they're exactly like humans then

[Requiem762]

Litho-braking in progress

[Dispatcher]

Ceasing references to space suits as "fluid containment systems" when Kerbalnauts can hear.

Chasing spouses out of the spacecraft hatch prior to launch.

Catching kerbils in the ventilation system & returning them to their cages.

[victory143]

Preparing Bill's stress ball...

[Deadpangod3]

Attempting to discourage Jeb from using his transportation rocket to protest budget cuts

Helping Jeb into his rocket

Warning Kerbinton KC.

Fighting the kraken

Tying the kraken in a knot

Seeding pol

Watching Jool play tennis with its moons using ships

Studying big green spot

(Hehe Jupiter reference)

Dumping rocket fuel onto Eve

Creating Eves oceans

Digging Moholes

Building Vall henge

Building sstv pyramid

Protesting budget cuts

Eating mun dust

Bribing the galaxy to shine

SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!!

[kookoo_gr]

Wacking-a-Kerbal

[ZodiaK]

-Placing teapot somewhere between Duna and Jool

-Filling Fuel tanks

-Investigating Moholes

-Affectionately stroking Monoliths

-Giving insparational Kerbal-related speeches

-Mourning for dead husbands

ZodiaK. Ooch. Maybe I went too far on that last one...

[KasperVld]

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