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Historic Kerbals


Tommygun

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Well, think about some of the Kerbals we missed?

Sergey Kerbalev: Head engineer of the Kermmunist Space Program

Buzz Kermdrin: Well known for

Mun landing conspiracy theorists

Freddie Moho: Who's hits such as "Kerbal Queen", "

", and "
" provided much of the soundtrack for KSP's deep space missions.

Kerchouli Knowledge: The first person to land a rocket on the Mun powered by Magic

And who can forget John F Kernnedy, who's brave proclimation lead to the formation of KSP and the subsiquent Munar Program!

We really need to get all of them and more!

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Richard C. Kerman

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One time science advisor to Walter C. Kerman, during the Mun landing. He became the first Kerbal to ever be involuntarily removed from the Kerbal Space Centre, after claiming "show me a picture of Duna, and I'll show you at least seventeen alien artifacts". He also believes the Joolian moon Pol is a parked alien spacecraft.

He has advocated his ideas in two published books, videos, lectures, interviews, and press conferences. His views have never been published in peer-reviewed journals, but have inspired generations of Kerbals to go to space, in order to verify that his ideas are in fact wrong. The visual data collected by these brave Kerbonaughts is then analysed by Richard C. Kerman, whereupon he identifies another batch of 'artifacts', and the cycle begins again.

Richard C. Kerman appears regularly as the "Science Advisor" for Koast to Koast AM, a late-night radio bedtime-story show for insomniac Kerbal children.

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He became the first Kerbal to ever be involuntarily removed from the Kerbal Space Centre

That is not counting accidental launches (and the poor Kerbals on board) of course. Who knows what new unexplored heigths the costs of the insure policies will reach when we start counting those.

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