Just For The Fun(KSP Jokes)Post Them Here

[Voidryder]

When is Kerbal independence day?

Nobody can tell, so many explosions that it drowns out the fireworks.

Now that made me chuckle. Good one.

[razark]

Three Kerbals walk into a bar.

...

The bartender wiping down the bar with a towel says, "It's final exams for flight school today."

"Jumpin Jimmy," the regular says, "you mean those guys are gonna go fly after drinking all that whiskey and beer?"

The bartender flips the towel over his shoulder and says"

"Well, of course. Would you get in that craft sober?!?

[Joshwoo70]

One does not simply go to jool to grab SCIENCE!

[cantab]

What did Jeb score in his piloting exam?

B minmus.

What did Bob get his girlfriend for their anniversary?

A big jool.

Who at KSC works out the cost of the rockets?

Bill.

What did the Kerbal pimp say?

Don't touch mo ho.

Bill: Whose is that silver thing in the sky?

Jeb: It's Mun.

How does a kerbal make a chess set?

On a laythe.

What does a kerbal put on his kitchen walls?

Tylos.

What's the most villainous journey you can take in the kerbolar system?

Eve-Vall.

Besides Kerbals, what other lifeform can be found in the kerbolar system?

Pol ticks.

Edited July 26, 2014 by cantab

[xcorps]

One cannot simply describe my hatred of memes and the people that like them

I feel your pain. I used to crusade against memes. But then I took an arrow to the knee.