GRS Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Floor 5067 Another Smack-Up tournament with reversed gravity, you used the probabilities from floor 5059 to get a certain victory before "falling down" to the next stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) (so we still got reversed gravity huh ok i can work with this) ... *5 years later* you fall up the stairs Edited March 1, 2019 by guesswho2778 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Took long time...until finally... Floor 5068 You find out why the gravity was reversed, a Black Hole is present, but you're still having Reality Alteration from Floor 5059, which you used to kill The Black Hole within Seconds, you later go upstairs to get The Next Floor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacke Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Floor 5069 You find the Director arguing with the Producer. "All this...Stuff wasn't in the Script!" "But can't your Cast improvise?" "Improvise?!? Improvise!?! Helps to have a Skeleton of a Plot to put some Muscle and Flesh upon!" "Well, there's no more Room in the Budget to add any more. Or any new Sets. Or any Effects. So...improvise!" "WHAT? A Bottle Show!?! ...." You decide to leave them at it. The floor looks rather plane. At least at this scale. You head up the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) (haha cant belive i forgot to put the floor number down last time) (oh scheisse this was longer than i realized but im not scrapping it now ill just spoiler it.... skip it if you want) Floor 5070 Spoiler *you see a hallway lined with doors, you open one...* unknown voice: i overheard a conversation between your brother and his adviser... about the threat you pose and way to eliminate it. *it seems to be a memory of whose though you dont know* General: What the hell? Threat? We're brothers *you want to leave but your stuck to the spot* unknown voice: He thinks you feel bypassed, cheated. he fears you will overthrow him *you realize your witnessing something you shouldn't be you try to run again but all you succeed in doing is making noise, you sprint off into the darkness* General: He's mad Totally! im goin..., *it seems they didnt chase you you feel stupid it was just a memory they cant see you right?...* *suddenly a being made entirely of black appears in front of you* *you freeze in fear and it speaks to you* Dark one: hmm you are not supposed to be here *it sounds very young, it also seems to have a Russian accent. you ask politely (just in case) where you are* Dark one: Your... no ill just send you back to where you came from *it gives you a wave and you feel a sharp pain in your head and collapse onto the ground then everything goes black* <--- to be continued(by next poster)... Edited March 5, 2019 by guesswho2778 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Floor 5071 is filled with generators. One shorts out and another works overtime to keep the production, then the first one turns back on and the second returns to normal. Floor 5072 is completely dark except for the light from the generator room downstairs. A small light turns on in the center of the room and some silhouettes flit between now-illuminated bookcases. Floor 5073 is a set for the KSP title screen. The Kerbals are hanging by little wires on cranks and there is a big styrofoam sphere in the colors of Kerbin on a weak motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) Floor 5074 You're now in KSP, as Jebediah Kerman, in KSC, you later teleported to next floor as you enter the VAB. Floor 5075 You're in a Superdimensional Chamber, not even the Probabilities from Floor 5059 can get you out...(To Be Continued by next poster of course) Edited March 6, 2019 by GRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Floor 5075b You find yourself in a suspiciously green chamber... looks (and tastes!) like Jool with a set of stairs going up to the next floor Floor 5076 Now you find yourself out of the "chambers", and you now find a giant ice cream machine next to a bed. There are also a butt-ton of cobwebs that you swipe away before you take a well-deserved nap. TBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacke Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Floor 5077 You stretch as you continue on after your nap. It's...dark and green. Kind of Minmus-y. There's stars overhead. And there's an Ice Cream Truck, a wheelbarrow, and a shovel stuck in the side of a hill. Come to think of it, that ice cream downstairs did taste Minmus-y too! You take the stairs up as you hear faintly in the distance what sounds like a cross between a rock ballad and something more power-chord-y. Edited March 20, 2019 by Jacke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Floor 5078 Just some Dark Room, nothing Special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllmaxlvllll Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Floor 5079 You have to fight the Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Floor 5080 That Goblin King tossed you to this floor, you have everything you need to kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Floor 5081 You found a radio tower in the building. you get to the top and find a gravity device and a key-card (can be used twice). you pointed towards the stars, now gravity has been flipped 90 degrees. You walk up the wall to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) Floor 5081 You look out the window and see Minmus floating by. You shrug and continue to the next floor. Edited March 29, 2019 by Wildcat111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllmaxlvllll Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Floor 5081 This is the third time you've been on this floor. You consult a map and discover you need to take the escalator to the next floor. You go to the escalator and start riding it to the next floor only to find the floor around you starts to disintegrate. You start floating through a dark void. You assume all hope is lost until you see a small white light. You realize your floating to it and soon duscover it's a portal of some kind. You pass through the portal and find yourself back in the building. Consulting the map you find you're back on floor 5081. You take the stairs to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Floor 5081 This is the Millionth time you came here...you saw a shiny B Lasagna made by Feliks Kerman, you ate it and its divine taste brought you to the next Floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllmaxlvllll Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Floor 5082 You finally made it to the next floor. You look around hoping there was something valuable on this floor considering how hard it was to get here but you find nothing , literally nothing. The entire floor is empty. You disappointedly take the stairs to the next floor hoping this ludicrous journey will end soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) Floor 5083 You fall through a hole in the floor and fall down, down, down into the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement. You land on a trampoline and fly up through the cieling to floor 5085. It's a good thing you skipped Floor 5084, because it's filled with lightning (at least, you think it is, but the warning sign is written in Russian). Edited March 31, 2019 by Confused Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Floor 5085 Lightning come up through the floor from the floor beneath and sets your butt on fire. Panicked, you run up the stairs to the next floor before you remember to stop drop and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Floor 5086 Yeah...you better Run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Floor 5087: A congratulatory party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Floor 5088: You try to run from T-Series only to run into #T3@MPEWD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllmaxlvllll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Floor 5089: you outrun #T3@NPEWD only to encounter Logan Paul. You start running faster to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Floor 5090: An interdimensional portal filled with giant peaches. You eat the Peach Dimension, then proceed to Floor 5091. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 floor 5091 welp, looks like there's nothing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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