Kerbal Promotional One-Liners Thread

[Phawks]

With 0.21 coming Soonâ„¢ and a more complete vision of the eventual KSP 1.0 release far down the road, I thought it would be interesting to see what the community could come up with for either promotional one-liners or taglines. Imagine these on the box:

"More explosions than a Michael Bay film."

"Kerbals. Part plant, part minion, part Rabbid, all glued together with insanity and primer cord."

"Jebediah Kerman. Because it wouldn't be Kerbal without a raving idiot riding a plume of exhaust into the great unknown."

"When you at first don't succeed, add more explosives."

"If it works right the first time, you're doing it wrong."

"Kerbal Space Program. The sadistic sandbox of JPL employees and armchair astronauts young and old alike."

"Kerbal Space Program. Where every day is Independence Day."

Give me your best, give me your worst. Go.

[Cipher29]

Here's one of my favorites:

"Any landing you can walk away from, obviously wasn't fast enough."

[XenonSpark]

"Now with 150% more struts"

[katateochi]

In large block caps, over-layed across a picture of an oversized rocket with a kerbal grinning maniacally in a command chair, just simply; MOAR!

I also like XenonSpark's "Now with 150% more struts" suggestion.

[Y-Hat]

"Failure is NOT an option; it's built right in."

[doggie015]

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

[sgt_flyer]

"Keep trying until you are in space"

"Go to space ! Preferably in one piece"

Edited July 4, 2013 by sgt_flyer

[Scorpi15]

"If this end points towards space you are having a bad problem and will not go to space today"

[Kadaster]

"Failure is NOT an option; it's built right in."

Ha! i like this one

"Every 4 out of 5 Kerbals will suffer a tragic death. Does this mean 1 enjoys it?"

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

More fun than you can shake a Probodobodyne QBE at.

One incremental step for Kerbalkind, one hyper-ventilatingly exciting update for fan-kind!

K is for Koncussion.

[Epic DaVinci]

Kerbal Space Program.

Because F**K Physics!

Dieing has never been so much FUN!

Edited July 4, 2013 by Epic DaVinci
US goverment hacked my first post.

[joppiesaus]

"Jebediah Kerman^TM included"

[JaySmoka]

Sky is the limit. Untrue, sky's only a step.

[Epic DaVinci]

Warning, Contents of this package may explode hilariously.

[FreeFall]

"What's your ÃŽâ€v?"

(Perhaps with Jeb sitting on top of a rocket ala Wile E. Coyote?) as a banner or on a shirt with the URL (if someone can do the art up I'd get one from cafe press )

[Levelord]

"Press space to go to space"

[msyblade]

"Kerbal Space Program: Everyone's 2nd build contains a parachute".

"Now with 25% more Guilt. I mean personality."

"Warning: Contains Excessive DeltaV. Double Warning: It still won't be enough."

Edited July 4, 2013 by msyblade

[bsalis]

Kerbal Space Program

The space program for the rest of us

Kerbal Space Program

It goes up to eleven

Kerbal Space Program

Kiss your girlfriend goodbye

[FITorion]

Rocket legos.

Build, Launch, Explode! ... I mean Explore.

It isn't Rocket Surgery.

[skyace65]

the mun. come for the space rocks, stay because your rocket sucks

[Agent30632]

Kerbal Space Program

"Explosion here are tolerated"

[tiberius_solus]

Ad aspera per insaniam! - To the stars through madness!

Kerbal Space Program: The fine line between courage and stupidity

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

"Jebediah Kerman^TM included"

#

Nice

[RazorWolf19]

"Go to space ! Preferably in one piece"

You mean like an SSTO?

[llamatoes]

Kerbal Space Program: Where the cool guys ride the explosions.