Mnemonic Challenge!

[kahlzun]

When I was a child, I learnt the order of the planets (as they were then) by the mnemonic "My Very Earnest Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets". I guess a more 'modern' version, with pluto removed would be "My very earnest mother just showed us nothing"

(For anyone that doesn't know, a mnemonic is a memory-aid, a rhyme or easily memorable acronym that allows you to recall complicated information more easily)

My challenge is to deliver the Kerbal equivalent to the above mnemonic: an in-universe tool to remember the order of the planets.

Most memorable/funny/X factor one gets recorded on this page. Will be updated as needed, so keep them coming!

For reference, the order is: M-E-K-D-D-J-E

My 'attempt' is an adaption of the above:

"My Earnest Kerbal Daddy Died (in) Jeb's Explosion"

Judged as Best:

"Make Each Kerbal Do Daring Jool Encounters" by kerbomatic

Honorable/Funny Mentions:

"May Every Kerbals Death Demonstrate Jackass Explosions" by synapse

Edit: HARD MODE: Include all the moons in the mnemonic! Separate record here.

For reference, the order is: M-E-g-K-m-m-D-i-D-J-l-v-t-b-p-E

My 'attempt' is as follows:

"My Earnest Giant Koala Munches Merrily, Down In Dingo Junction, lovers vote today before polls end"

Judged as Best:

"Many Eastern Girls Keep Mentioning My "D". I Didn't Just Leave Visuals, Those Babes Paid Extra" by Kerbies_are_my_Minions (slightly edited)

Honorable/Funny Mentions:

Good luck, and may the odds be forever in your favour.

Edited July 23, 2013 by kahlzun

[kerbomatic]

My first attempt:

Make Each Kerbal Do Daring Jool Encounters

[Synapse]

MEKDDJE

May Every Kerbals Death Demonstrate Jackass Explosions

[Patupi]

MEKDDJE

Magnetize Every Kerbal Directly Downwards Justifiably Expiditiously

[Kerbies_are_my_Minions]

Maybe Enough Kerbal Dynomite Doesn't Just Expload.

Mutilating Ever Kerbie Doesn't Do-it Justice Enough.

Many East-side Girls Keep Mentioning My "D". I Didn't Just Leave Visuals, Those Babes Payed Extra! ( :3 Insta-Ban)

Edited July 23, 2013 by Kerbies_are_my_Minions

[Patupi]

MEGKMMDIDJLVTBPE

Multiple Entry Grandstanding Kerbals May Mutilate Directly if Daring Joolian Launch Vectors Transit Bop Precititously Eh?

(and the Mneumonic I knew was 'Me Very Estinople Man. Just Say Uncle Neptune Please'.)

Edited July 23, 2013 by Patupi

[kerbomatic]

I felt that using 'Jool' in my first attempt was a bit of a cheat, so substitute with 'Jovian' (that's Make Each Kerbal Do Daring Jovian Encounters) ... Also,

Many Enterprising Kindergarteners Don't Deliberately Juggle Eggs.

Hard mode attempt after the procrastination break...

Edit: There we go:

Merciful Elephants Gave Kittens More Milk Delaying Indefinitely Directing Jaguars Longing Viciously To Breed Plentiful Emus

Edited July 23, 2013 by kerbomatic

[Patupi]

MEGKMMDIDJLVTBPE

Maybe Extraterrestrial Greedy Kleptomaniacs Mooch Melancholy Dips Incidentally Decreasing Jeb's Laughably Vociferous Technophobia Before Procrastination Exists

or

Manditory Examinations Guard Kerbals Mainly. Maybe Doodbery is Dodging? Jeb laughed Vociferously then Burped Phonetic Eloquence

(edited to make it one post)

Edited July 23, 2013 by Patupi

[Patupi]

Double post

Edited July 23, 2013 by Patupi

[Mr Shifty]

Make Every Kerbal Dive Down Jeb's Esophagus.

[Mr Shifty]

"MechJeb exists, godless killjoys!" My mouth dries inside, dreading jubilant luddites vomiting tendentious boilerplate: "Purity exclusively!"

EDIT: Disclaimer: This mnemonic was created for comedic purposes only.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Mr Shifty

[Patupi]

Hey Mr Shifty? I think that covers ALL of this! *lol*

oh, and...

MEKDDJE

Masticate Eggs, Kerbals Decimate Dentures Just Egregiously!

[Mr Shifty]

For balance:

"MechJeb," exclaimed Goddard, "kills my motivation, drains initiative, doesn't justify letting virtual tenderfoots believe perfection exists."

[Patupi]

Oh dear, you too? Somebody stop us! This is addictive!

MEGKMMDIDJLVTBPE

Millicent Enters Gated Kerbal Municipality. Maybe Dudley is Done Jesting? Lastly, Vacuous Thespians Berate Pair Extensively

or

Multiple Engines Get Kerbals Mashed. Minimising Designs Is Desirable. Just Love VAB Thunderous Boosters Plummeting Eccentrically.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Patupi

[Coneshot]

More Engines Keep Driving Down Jeb's Energy

[Patupi]

MEKDDJE

Multiple Endearing Kerbals Doesn't Deteriorate Jeb's Enthusiasm.

MEGKMMDIDJLVTBPE

Machinery Entropy Goes Kaleidoscopic! May More Damaged Instruments Demonstrates Juxtapositions. Lengthy Validations Though Betwixt Pilots Entertains

[Kerbies_are_my_Minions]

I think the purpose of a mnemonic, is that it's supposed to be EASY to say and remember! lol

[Patupi]

Or just fun to invent ... but I admit your definition might work too.