100+ ways your kerbals die

[Designer225]

111: Traveling at lightspeed (and hitting a planet)

[0jam3290]

112: Using the same action group for both your launch engines and self-destruct system.

113: Forgetting parachutes.

114: Including only 4 seconds of fuel on your launch vehicle.

115: Having off-balance thrust.

[Captain Sierra]

116. Testing a new launch vehicle and forgetting the decoupler under the capsule.

117. using a launch escape system that fries the command pod.

118. Attempting to rapid-stage-escape a self destructing lifter and not having parachutes.

[IndigoCypher00]

119: Falling of the forward canard of a landed plane

120: Having your clamps in the wrong stage

121: Landing on a cliffside on the Mun

122 Thrusting directly up while landing and not at retrograde. You suck, horizontal velocity.

123. Over-maneuvering on the runway and slamming your wings into the ground. It's a rover, I meant to do that. Lift is overrated.

[Dart980]

124. Forgot EVA after activating self-destruct.

[Rage097]

125. tripping and tumbling down a hill after a 10 kilometer walk across the mun to get back to the lander.

*Ragequits KSP*

[willwolvescry]

126. Being a Kerbal in Danny's save file.

127. Testing

128. Have a part that prevents fuel flow to the engines.

129. Creating the death star

130. Using red matter for fuel.

131. Existing

[Dart980]

132. Waitnostop Kethane Urecontitutionator.

126. Being a Kerbal in Danny's save file.

That's normal.

[Rage097]

133. Being sacrificed to the core of Jool.

[M.Wolfy]

134. Making your training procedure just making the kerbals watch dumb ways to die and saying "TRAINING COMPLETE :cool:"

[Traches]

135: ACME SpaceChair

[M.Wolfy]

135: ACME SpaceChair

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136. make your kerbals unhappy so they commit suicide...

[Dart980]

137. Orbital Crew Drop, a.k.a. Deorbit yourself in EVA

[Rage097]

138. being in Turn-Based war-mech testing, pitted against each other.

[M.Wolfy]

139. being in any war whatsoever

[qwertyx2y]

140. Being in a SSTO (single stage to ocean.)

[mythbusters844]

141. Get smashed in while in a hitchhiker module by a ship that was docking too fast and missed.

[Rage097]

Being a Jeb clone (before astronaut complex existed). In which I send him into a sacrifical journey into the sun to purge his demonic soul from the solar system. Death to the AntiJeb!

[IndigoCypher00]

143. Being at 10,000X time warp when entering Minmus' SoI and having your game freeze.

[Dooz]

144: hitting stage button while in interplanetary transit

145: having forgot fuel lines on a asparagus launch

146: aerobrake fail

147: attempting to use a modded warp drive Ion engine

148: having your rouge spaceplane wings hit you

Edited September 15, 2013 by Dooz

[Javster]

149: climbing out of the capsule for no good reason

PS This should turn into Dumb Ways to Die soon!

[The Rocket Science Guy]

150: Constructing a rocket that attempts to fly in to directions at the same time. Needless to say, the ship imploded.

[The Destroyer]

151: A failed mod experiment

[astropapi1]

152: Playing with Kethane for the first time.

[ReptilianGameplays]

153: "C'mon *Insert Name Here*! Anyone can do 100 push ups with a 150 tons rocket on their back!"