ReptilianGameplays

Such evil Kerbals are Kraken's favorite. D:

I was goin' to make a video with The A Team music on the background followed by a massive fail of the plane crashing. On the middle of the process I found out this. I TRIED TO STOP IT BY ELIMINATING THE PLAGUED KERMAN IT WAS TOO LATE IT WAS AMONG US WAITING TILL *cough* Just look:

Hm, 'k but we're missin' somethin' here. Axial tilts are somethin' non-existant in the kerbol system. We need science for that!

Random events of damage ain't the best thing you can ask in this game... Yet. I guess.

Ehm, well... Could be a good idea when mining is implemented. But you see, there's no hunger or thirst on the game. AND Duna's ice is not water ice, it's CO² ice, or dry ice if you will ("melts" into gas instead of liquid)

Banned for red text. Can't you see it's illegal?! Oh wait...

Granted, you get a private ban instead. I wish for a G.U.N. Truck.

0/10 Never seen you, I guess.

10/10 A guy in a armor, a fine target indeed. *gun*

7/10 'Sup M'boy.

Banned for puns. Oh gawd. Ninja'd ninja'd-ey ninja.

Banned for changin' your avatar! (Hide in your disguises as you want, I'll still hunt you!)

True, I'd kindly ask to mankind stop doin' that, it's gross. The user below me is the same user above me.

Banned because I don't have any money with me right now. Do you accept payments in Credit Galaxy Card?

Granted, it's a pie flavored pie that tastes like a pie because it's pie flavor. I wish to the Wolvens (a race that lives in our moon) stop whining 'bout we stalkin' mankind 'n such.

You? World domination? HA! Surrender now to the almighty Reptilians! Or else...

Granted, it works so well that the game thinks it's hax, so it crashes and deletes itself. No KSP for you son. I wish for mankind take down hubble, it's stalkin' everyone, can't we have privacy?

False, that's actually a real gun. The user below me got a arrow to the knee.

Granted, but oh no! (Actually yes heheheheh.) Temporal Mirror Paradox! How sad, looks like that mankind is a goner. I wish for a infinite ice cream machine.

Nukes, so 1,000,000 years ago. Psh. Primitives... The stuff is Neoldyium Planetary Buster.

Granted, but your wish was a spy, so it went invisible and gone. I wish for a YELLOW CAR!

I have no idea. At all.

Granted, but the fire part of the nexus gets jealous and melts the ice part. I wish for a Mass Relay thruster. (How to Space by Danny)

Banned for not knowin'. (Also for usin' texan accent without allowance. How dare you?!)

5/10 I didn't post much because of school stuff, now that's a little more calm there I can post without any worries.