Perpetual motion solved

[AncientAstronaut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOd7954VnqU

This is a video which clearly solves perpetual motion. On this day, science will be rewritten. Please don't steal my idea.

[BeefTenderloin]

Everything we knew was wrong

[Canopus]

The human expends energy to spin the thing.

Edit: Oh sorry it was a joke...

[Tw1]

Reminds me of a video I watched back in highschool physics. I found a bit of it:

[Brabbit1987]

ROFL ... love that video. I was soo curious as to what you where going to do, then when you drew the stick figure I started laughing X3.

[AncientAstronaut]

ROFL ... love that video. I was soo curious as to what you where going to do, then when you drew the stick figure I started laughing X3.

Thanks mate! I came up with the bucket of water splashing in the face right on the fly because I had no idea where the heck I was going with this one.

[Albert VDS]

Just to be sure, are you serious about this?

[Whirligig Girl]

If he is, he needs to go through high school, or even middle school physics. HUMANS EXPEND ENERGY! IT'S NOT PERPETUAL MOTION

[Canopus]

He can't be serious.

[ramses]

Soo.... slavery is the answer. Think it's been done.

[Diche Bach]

Since the human dies, isn't it not perpetual?

You should figure out a way to hook that think up to the IRS and a cemetery

Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

â€â€Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789

[Kerbface]

Slavery enforced by water! Genius! It's flawless. Only what if it's hot out, he might want to get wet. Damn. It was so close to perfect.

[Lanfranc]

Slavery enforced by water! Genius! It's flawless. Only what if it's hot out, he might want to get wet. Damn. It was so close to perfect.

Well, that's easily solved by only using aquaphobic people.

[astropapi1]

How do you think they power the lights at KSC? Slave work.

Seriously, good work. I was all like: Huh, perpetual motion? I'm gonna teach this guy what that is...

People, he was joking. Wasn't it pretty obvious?

[karolus10]

In ancient Rome and USA they just call this guys slaves... these fancy names .

[Tex_NL]

The only thing that OP video proofs is perpetual stupidity.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

[Fleb]

You just need a barbarian to power it.

[Trux]

A better more humane alternative

[Diche Bach]

OMG, reminded me of this . . . Crush your enemies, see them driven before you . . .

You just need a barbarian to power it.

[AncientAstronaut]

I love all the people that take it seriously and say things like, "OP is an idiot who didn't pass high school physics!"

You guys are the reason satire works. Thank you very much.