Greetings. (Inferior Beings)

[DoctoOcto]

Yes, It is I, Doctor Octopus Jr. (Inferior and Ungentlemanly people refer to me as DoctoOcto) Bask in my presence.

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That's enough. I do not want your COMMON taint on my new suit.

Anyhow, I came to this "Kerbal Space Program" in hope's that it'll quell to my interests. You are all lucky that you have a GENIUS Rocket Scientist in your community. (You can't even comprehend my intelligence, Can't you. It's okay. I expected that from the common population.)

It pain's me but I feel it is necessary to tell you that I will.....Enjoy my time here....I'm getting more infected with your common culture....

Anyways, It is the best YOUR interests match mine. Because remember. I am a Genius Octopus Rocket Scientist. You'll never understand MY definition of rocketry. Back in the north Atlantic, We didn't have common rubble...Everyone was up-to the top shape and form. We are referred to as "Upper Class".

I best get going lest I'll be subdued by your inferior contraptions...

Before I go, Here is a picture of me for your common dirty finger's to grasp at.

[Vanamonde]

You'll find one of your relatives out on Bop. He's seen better days.

[astropapi1]

At least you won't eat our ships.

Welcome to the community.

[thereaverofdarkness]

I used to make inferior rockets, then I learned to always use sepratrons for THRUST, not for de-orbiting debris. Also, ablation cascades are cool.

[Scorpi15]

North Atlantic? Might you have anything to do with the Titanic? Perhaps it's the Kraken's sea-bound cousin.

[DoctoOcto]

You'll find one of your relatives out on Bop. He's seen better days.

How DARE you compare me to something lowdown as that malformed Kraken! I am a superior being compared to HIM.....He bullied me in high school....But enough now. I must be off to my expensive lounge. (That you'll never afford..)

[NGTOne]

Top ho, old chap! Perhaps you would care to join me aboard my orbiting mansion for a spot of whisky and billiards?

[Capt'n Skunky]

Happy Launching!

Arrr!

Capt'n Skunky

KSP Community Manager

[Javster]

So you're superior, but you make spelling mistakes?

Jk Welcome to the community.

[Deadpangod3]

Wait, if you launched the iceberg at the Titanic your going to bop with the kraken D:< Im related to someone who went down with the ship.

[ThePyrateCaptain]

This is great, lol, a cephalopod, always loved the taste of scungilli.

[Devo]

welcome, and you are right ..

"You can't even comprehend my intelligence, Can't you"

lol no I can't

Carry on good sir.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Submit a ship to the Spiritwolf/Hanland War and we'll see if you really are so superior...

[astropapi1]

Submit a ship to the Spiritwolf/Hanland War and we'll see if you really are so superior...

He didn't mention his superiority in military engineering.

Thus, I believe he is better than us space-fighting humans.

Sir, would thou fancy a cup of tea?

[Duxwing]

*steps down off the crag, the smell of flamer fuel and burnt bug hanging over his power armor* *spits on the dusty ground* Whassit called? Call-I-Mary? Call-i-mahr-ee? I dunno, *pumps shotgun and flashes a grin* but it's real tasty.

Welcome!

-Duxwing

[The Jedi Master]

We got a code Blue-15: Gentlemanly octopus in area 2!

Welcome!