From Bad to Worse.

[The Destroyer]

No, eat Beets!

[Helix935]

no, eat PotatOS!

[KvickFlygarn87]

No, eat hydrogen bombs.

[GROOV3ST3R]

No, eat ununquadium!

[toolofdarkness]

no, eat ferminium

[MinerEdgar]

no, eat antimater

[Noname117]

We eat antimatter!

[GROOV3ST3R]

I eat antimatter!

[Needles_10]

You're dead.

[vexx32]

You're an enslaved undead zombie.

[Noname117]

You're eaten by an enslaved undead zombie

[GROOV3ST3R]

You've eaten an enslaved, undead zombie.

[Helix935]

You've eaten a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead zobie

[Noname117]

You've eaten a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole

[GROOV3ST3R]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole

[NASAFanboy]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then it starts raining

[toolofdarkness]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then it starts raining demons

[GROOV3ST3R]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then it starts raining men.

[briansun1]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then it starts raining psychotic Twilight

[GROOV3ST3R]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to watch Twilight.

[MinerEdgar]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to eat all Twilight books.

[Helix935]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to watch and eat all Twilight movies

[Deathsoul097]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to watch all of the Twilight movies

(Frankly, this is worse than watching and eating them, because at least when you eat them you are destroying them. Which is good, because twilight deserves to be erased from existence completely.)

[GROOV3ST3R]

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to watch all of the Twilight movies with director commentary

(the last 4 posts are dangerously close together ^^ I almost got lost there for a minute. We need a little more differentiation between the next ones ^^)

(also, does anyone else find Kirsten Stewart incredibly depressing? she has an expression range of Liam Neeson..)

[Tidus Klein]

Your eaten by Kirsten Stewart....'-'