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We all know about Jeb's fascinating with high-powered controlled explosives (i.e. boosters), but what about his drinks? Or specifically, his coffee?

Who here thinks they know what all goes in the probably-explosive pot of danger? No cheating (no reading the ingredients label)!

10% Booster fuel (Otherwise it wouldn't be Jeb's!)

40% Standard coffee (for the flavor.)

5% vanilla extract (Tasty.)

15% Liquid Fuel (Surprisingly harmless.)

30% Coffee Surprise (Mighty surprising.)

^ Is my best guess. What do you think?

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Well the classic Jeb's Coffee is just oxidizer mixed with liquid fuel, with decaf being SRB fuel mixed with liquid fuel. But these days he likes to mix a little !SCIENCE! in for flavor too. Just a dollop of Mystery Goo and a few material bay crystals really livens up the mix. As an added bonus, it's 5000% more dangerous to be exposed to for longer than a few seconds that way to boot!

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It seems my post was removed, so I'll post it again. Jeb drinks normal coffee with a spoonful of sugar. He's only crazy because he drinks too much of it and is also under the influence of a substance which it turns out I'm not allowed to name here, but which was used to keep up the German soldiers' morale in WWII.

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