The Elevator (MkII)

[Starwhip]

You and the rest of the users have become trapped in an elevator. The doors will not open and the elevator will not move. You must come up with a method of escape (Hatches, holes, teleportation, whatever). The next user will find a way to make your method unusable (Hatch is locked, Walls indestructible, dampening field) and suggest a new way, so on and so forth.

Remember, Do Not Derail Thread With Side Conversations Or The Like

The game begins.... Now!

EDIT: Something interesting would be to use only what your avatar could use.

Example: I burn a hole in the doors.

Edited November 5, 2013 by Starwhip

[sjwt]

I shall cook up a nice serve of ¿¿Blue Starwhip snake?? to eat and pass the time.

[Starwhip]

You're going to have a hard time doing that..... dragon scales are pretty tough.

I attempt to cut a hole in the roof.

[Deadpangod3]

The cake is a lie, the cake is a pie...

Therefor the pie is a lie

[briansun1]

but pi is the answer to life therefor PARADOX

I jump up and down really quicky trying to smash the floor open

(@ op try

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[mrrpamplemousse]

The floor collapse and open to a bottomless pit

I grab you with my tantacles, preventing you to fall.

I use the emergecy call system in the elevator

[briansun1]

THere's no power

I try and pry the door open with with my sword staff thing

[mrrpamplemousse]

You open the door, foundation labs

I seal the door with my laser balster, "are you crasy!?"

[briansun1]

I take your laser toy gun and smash it in my fist

I call in an exermentis because this elevator is HERASY

[Starwhip]

The doors were welded shut when I attempted to burn them open.... Oops.

I try pushing on both walls at the same time with my wings, to bend them.

EDIT: Wow, double ninja'd, and I didn't notice for about half an hour.

Edited November 5, 2013 by Starwhip

[mrrpamplemousse]

Crack! Oopsie, broken wings...

I try to open the top of the elevator

[Starwhip]

The elevator starts lurching violently every time you touch the roof, so you stop.

I start kicking the doors, trying to make an escape hole.

[mrrpamplemousse]

You hurt your foot, so you stop

I start imaginating a evil plan to escape this elevator

[theattackcorgi]

What the hell happened while I was gone. And where is my hole in the ceiling?

[Starwhip]

You can't come up with anything.

I start pushing the floor buttons in hope that one of them still work.

(The threads were locked up... and we're all stuck in here)

[theattackcorgi]

So i cant even sit on the top of the elevator using my corgi computer powers. Its so damn cramped in here.

[briansun1]

... please for the love of god read the OP....

@ guy above that's doing it right

but none of the buttons work

I try and turn this elevator into an ISE so we have more room

[mrrpamplemousse]

How do you think of doing such thing, the laws of physic stop you before you can do anything of great impact (2cm bigger, cool)

I use my destiny points.

[briansun1]

but they don't work becuase your on the wrong side of the 4th wall

I sit down and ponder life

[Depth]

Your thoughts have great depths, but lead nowhere

I put a shaped charge on the door and detonate it

[Krevsin]

The door is exploded, but behind it is... another door!

I use my magical rainbow dwarf powers to rip the doors open.

[Starwhip]

Guess what? More doors!

I try clawing my way out through the roof.

[mrrpamplemousse]

You break it, but it a endless shaft going upward

Im firing my LAZOR

[Starwhip]

The beam reflects off the doors and starts bouncing around inside, nearly incinerating everyone.

I'm gonna build a ASHPD (portalgun). It'll take a while, seeing as I don't really have hands.

[HafCoJoe]

No Moon goo! It couldn't work anyways!

I escape the elevator...