Will you press the button?

[ZentroCatson]

Nope. Never been a fan of RNG, and always hated FNAF.

If you press this button, you either find the holy grail, or get eaten by the killer bunny.

[cubinator]

I don't want to get eaten, and I don't know what to do with the Holy Grail, so this button shall remain unpressed.

This button inverts Earth's north and south poles. You can come back and press it as many times as you want.

[0111narwhalz]

<.<   >.>

begins furiously spamming button

Pressing this button makes your second best friend's political views truth. All of them.

[legoclone09]

Well. Now Trump is a god.

Pressing the button adds this into history.

 

[DaMachinator]

Nope.

Press the button, and you hear a very satisfying click. You will also receive the mechanical keyboard of your choice, but there is a 25% chance it will be in an inaccessible location like Jupiter's upper atmosphere.

[Dark Junior]

I press it

Press the button, and you become the proud owner of 8,000,000 copies of Mass Effect 3

[icantmakemodels]

Push the button; turn around and sell them all, $$$

 

1% chance to get all the money I just made

80% chance you get $1

19% chance of explosions.

[astrokerb]

I am not pressing the button.

Press the button and you will have a 20% chance of instant death, a 40% chance of becoming the leader of a small tropical nation, a 39% chance of no change, and a 1% chance of becoming a Kerbal.

Edited September 17, 2016 by astrokerb

[Guest]

Not gonna happen.

 

Press the button to become Schrodinger's cat. You'll still be alive, but dead!

[legoclone09]

Sounds good.

Press the button, and there is a 50% chance that all keyboard you use will be inoperable except for iPhone keyboards in vertical, but there is a 50% chance that you get a C-17-full of Cherry switches (switches for mechanical keyboards) airdropped onto your house.

[Guest]

Nope.

Press the button to have another button which does the same as the previous one spawn 1 meter above your head.

[TopHeavy11]

Nope. No paradoxes, please.

 

If button is pressed, there is a 30% chance you will become a superhero of your choosing, a 15% chance that you will be teleported to the fictional or fan-fiction universe of your choice, a 50% chance that you will become Dvoge, a 4% chance that a sentient probe will visit Earth in good will, a 0.99% chance that nothing will happen, and a 0.01% chance that the world will turn into an egg. Your choice.

Edited September 17, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[ZentroCatson]

What could possibly go wrong? *press*

If you press this button, you either get a parrot (33%), a duck (33%), an ostrich (33%), or you'll get to meet death himself (and survive) (1%).

Edited September 17, 2016 by ZentroCatson

[TopHeavy11]

Yes. YES. YEEEEEES! *slams hand down on button repeatedly*

If you push the button, you push the button while pushing the button and pushing the button.

[Omegagoldfish]

I do not push the button.

 

If you push the button, there is a fifty percent chance the person or thing you hate most will cease to exist. There is also a fifty percent chance that you will die.

[0111narwhalz]

For the greater good... (closes eyes)

Press this button, and you are gifted with genetically engineered potatoes, optimised for maximum electrical efficacy.

[Guest]

OH HECK YES

Press the button to become a kerbal. However, you'll be stranded on Eve.

[0111narwhalz]

Ehh... Whose kerbal? Not even particularly bothered about Eve these days, it's the other stuff that puts me off. The Danny stuff.

[legoclone09]

Of couse!

Push the button, 50% chance that you get $100, 50% chance you owe the IRS $100.

[0111narwhalz]

Thumbs through wallet
Nope! Don't have enough to invest into this gamble.

If you press this button, you are forcibly removed from the room.
The button is portable, and can be used wherever you like.

[cubinator]

The button goes unpressed.

Press this button for 0.5 cubic meters of the metal of your choice in an appropriate container.

[adsii1970]

Will it give me unobtanium? Then I'll press it!

Press the button and time goes back in a ratio of one year per every minute the button is pushed...

[0111narwhalz]

But that would condemn this timeline to a year-long eternal loop, as I press the button again and again! No press.

Push this portable, reuseable button to undo any single thing your cat, child, or equivalent agent of entropy has done.

[Guest]

Absolutely yes.

Press the button to become unaffected by radiation. However, you'll constantly emit amounts of radiation that are lethal to others.

[Delfinus]

Nope.

 

Press the button and you'll receive a free copy of every game you want, but you have to punch a kitten in the face daily, failure to do so will result in being thrown into a Black Hole.