Chuck Norris Jokes.

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What\'s the best chuck norris joke you know? Post them here!

GOGOGO!!!

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

[Asmosdeus]

Your mum is a chuck norris.

[Tosh]

Maybe a bit old, but this is still in the 4th position when googling for Chuck Norris 8)

[your mom]

Really Google :

Google won\'t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don\'t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

[trbinsc]

If Jesus can walk on water, than Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[Darrknox]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade into a crowd and killed 58 people. Then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris blew down the Big Bad Wolf\'s house.

[Spearka]

heres a couple

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was renamed because no-one has gone past chuck norris and lived

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry

[Kryten]

Do any of you people even know who Chuck Norris is?

[Asaman]

Kerbonauts are so eager to strap themselves to rockets and fly off the planet because Chuck Norris is visiting.

[mincespy]

Do any of you people even know who Chuck Norris is?

[flying_chair]

You got it in a nutshell.

[flying_chair]

A Rubik\'s cube will solve itself for chuck norris.

[flying_chair]

Chuck norris died 20 years ago, Death hasn\'t built up the courage to tell him.

[taatuu25]

There is always someone better and richer. Chuck norris.

[Polecat Industries]

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, because the dark is afraid of him.

[JupiterII]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Altair1371]

Chuck Norris\' blood can cure cancer, and his tears can cure AIDS. It\'s a shame he never cries or bleeds.

[Herpderpsslerps]

This shit was old five years ago.

[Kryten]

Do any of you people even know why these jokes are supposed to be funny?

This shit was old five years ago.

I\'d say that\'s an underestimate-they were started by a TV show that ended more than a decade ago.

[JupiterII]

Do any of you people even know why these jokes are supposed to be funny?I\'d say that\'s an underestimate-they were started by a TV show that ended more than a decade ago.

I actually don\'t really now, nor do I care. Isn\'t he supposed to be like a really good martial arts guy or something?

[Kryten]

I actually don\'t really now, nor do I care. Isn\'t he supposed to be like a really good martial arts guy or something?

No.

He played one, and the joke is how bad he was at it, and how unintentionally ridiculous and campy the whole show was.

[JupiterII]

Not sure how accurate this is but:

Carlos Ray 'Chuck' Norris (born March 10, 1940)[1] is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his 'tough guy' image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris.

[Altair1371]

Not sure how accurate this is but:

I know that he was an instructor at the karate program I was in, though he wasn\'t my instructor, and I never met him.