StrandedonEarth Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Do a stripteaseDid I just break the ToS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Yes, now Zalgo has sent mice from Magrathea to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!How do I ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 By using the Deathstar to destroy EarthHow does SWAG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 By "Saying We Are Guys"How do I fly a plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Planes don't fly, they drive. If you've ever seen a plane flying, it's being done by a wizard. Contact Hogwarts immediately, they have a few on the loose.How do I fly a boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 you sinkhow do i avoid stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 By limiting your exposure to politicians. How do I fallout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 By opening the door while driving.How do I explosively decompress my car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 change a tirehow do i type slower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Cut off all your fingers but one.How do I wash my car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Rub it with sandpaper, and finish by throwing rocks at it. The larger the rock the better it cleans.Why can't turtles fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) Because they ran out of jet fuel.How do I get rid of a blood stain? Edited May 9, 2014 by InterCity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 with blood-flavored ketchuphow do i poo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 By taking a dump.How do i Hohmann transfer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaelath Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 By burning while pointing at the planet.Why we don't have infinite lives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because we haven't entered the Konami code.Why did men's hats ever go out of style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because men's hair came into style.Why can't I, carry all these questions?(The grammar looks like that in the meme, don't beat me up ._.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javster Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because you've added a useless comma.Why can't I breathe in space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because you're a meatbag.Should I fear a robot uprising? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaelath Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 You should and you should not.What is the cheat to have infinite money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 type "HESOYAM" until your money counter reaches "999999999999$". (GTA San Andreas)Why there is no shutdown button on women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because they're too hard to turn back on. I mean... Does not compute.Why do I have the urge to turn anything into a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because you fear you'll end being banned, for real, if you don't.Why always meeeeeee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramnrmeul Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Infinite Improbability Drive.How long until the next explosion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 KABOOOM! It took approx. 13 hours, depending on your current timezone.Why am I too daft to remember where I put my keys but still able to solve equations in a flash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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