PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 because of quantum stuff. Why is it called 'table' salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmgeschutz Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Because the mother of the inventor did not let him put salt on the couch. After all, what is the sound of fox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 (edited) Because people would make money setting it on the floor for stunts in colonial India, so the British government made it illegal to put salt anywhere except on the table. But Ghandi protested that by going to a river with a bunch of followers and he put salt on the floor. That's why Ghandi is @Sturmgeschutz You son of a ninja! I was working really hard on that reply! You know what, fine. 6 minutes ago, Sturmgeschutz said: After all, what is the sound of fox? I don't know about live foxes, but dead ones are usually silent. What if snails had hands? Edited June 5, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 hour ago, cubinator said: Because people would make money setting it on the floor for stunts in colonial India, so the British government made it illegal to put salt anywhere except on the table. But Ghandi protested that by going to a river with a bunch of followers and he put salt on the floor. That's why Ghandi is @Sturmgeschutz You son of a ninja! I was working really hard on that reply! You know what, fine. I don't know about live foxes, but dead ones are usually silent. What if snails had hands? They,de climb instaed of leaving snot everywhere. What if cube.. had beaten sturm....., for that matter what if both shortened their names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 4 hours ago, PB666 said: They,de climb instaed of leaving snot everywhere. What if cube.. had beaten sturm....., for that matter what if both shortened their names. Quantum stuff would've messed stuff up, real bad... Will Elon Musk conquer Mars and make it his hideout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 (edited) No, he'll get a gravity assist from Mars and Jupiter and be set on a solar escape trajectory. What happens when a Kerbal runs into an electric fence with his spacesuit on? Edited June 5, 2016 by DaMachinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Suddenly discovers what gender is for. What happens when test fire the exhaust from a Nerva into the VAB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmgeschutz Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Generates more stupid kerbals. If I put up a piece of bread here at Runway, and another piece on the other side of Kerbin, Kerbin would be a sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Yes, where do you intend to take the first bite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docktorwho Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 in the mohole, duh. Where Is Space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmgeschutz Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Within the sugar bowl, duh. How far is the kerbol of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Not as near or far as it actually once was. What do you get when you homogenize prune juice with fermented goats milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 25 minutes ago, PB666 said: Not as near or far as it actually once was. What do you get when you homogenize prune juice with fermented goats milk? A Burnt Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 hour ago, PB666 said: Not as near or far as it actually once was. What do you get when you homogenize prune juice with fermented goats milk? The elixer of life... (plz dont tell alchemists) I heard the moon doesn't have an atmosphere, could we make one by playing some jazz music and dimming the lights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Tone it down, my inflatable habitat would implode with that much atmosphere. Which side of the rocket do you point up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 (edited) 30 minutes ago, ToukieToucan said: The elixer of life... (plz dont tell alchemists) I heard the moon doesn't have an atmosphere, could we make one by playing some jazz music and dimming the lights? Yes, but it will be classical gas. Does fried icecream stay frozen? Edited June 5, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, PB666 said: Yes, but it will be classical gas. Does fried icecream stay frozen? You've been...NINJA'D The pointy end. Or the blunt end. Results vary. What happens when you light Jool on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, DaMachinator said: You've been...NINJA'D The pointy end. Or the blunt end. Results vary. What happens when you light Jool on fire? He sings only the good die young one last time. Where does the man in the moon live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Under the arch. Where does abandonware go to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, DaMachinator said: Under the arch. Where does abandonware go to die? Where you left it. Can you say "you're right" in an argument if they're socialists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Isn't a socialist someone who believes in being social? What happens when you land on the helipads on top of the VAB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, DaMachinator said: Isn't a socialist someone who believes in being social? What happens when you land on the helipads on top of the VAB? Your vehicle and kerbalnauts turn into baby helicopters, I believe that's how they multiply. How deep do we need to dig into the mantle of the sun before we find a hollow-sun thingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, ToukieToucan said: Your vehicle and kerbalnauts turn into baby helicopters, I believe that's how they multiply. How deep do we need to dig into the mantle of the sun before we find a hollow-sun thingy? To the other side. How fast does a black hole have to travel to become white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Just fast enough to hit you; you'll see lights no matter how fast it's going. Is it raining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 40 minutes ago, cubinator said: Just fast enough to hit you; you'll see lights no matter how fast it's going. Is it raining? Somewhere. When did the first raidrop hit the Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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