ZentroCatson Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Because cheese is tasty. Why can't we all talk in Doge memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Because humans are more like cats than dogs, so the behavioural inclination of humanity is more to Lolcatz. Gamma rays are bad and will extincktify us Gamma Rays are made of high energy photons Light is made of low energy photons Therefore Gamma Rays-Energy=light We must suck the energy out of the Gamma Rays What sucks the energy out of stuff? Nagging housewives suck the energy out of things! Therefore, to turn gamma rays into pretty non-exckstinktifying light, all we need is a wall of nagging housewives! So my question is this: Given how many nagging housewives there are in America, why are americans worried about nukes and Gamma Rays at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Because of the neutron radiation. Why doesn't CKAN store the version of a mod in the GameData folder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Because AIDS is more powerful than Trump will ever be. Why didn't mars collide with saturn yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, SAS123 said: Why didn't mars collide with saturn yesterday? Because you [did not] request the collision sufficient politeness. What thought do you think was in the mind of the person when he named your galaxy the milky way? Edited June 28, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Turrets. Why do airplanes need wings if they can just use the seat bottom cusions to float? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Not all planes are seaplanes. Why do we want to fly if we are not birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi1960 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) Because birds are awesome. How many Kerbals does it take to change a light bulb in zero G? Edited June 28, 2016 by kiwi1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 2, although if one of them accidentally finds a box of Snacks instead of a fresh lightbulb they'll forget about it for a whole day. Why did everyone leave Venus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 10 hours ago, cubinator said: 2, although if one of them accidentally finds a box of Snacks instead of a fresh lightbulb they'll forget about it for a whole day. Why did everyone leave Venus? They had a referendum, the Leavers win. Do i need to ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CombatWombat9402 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Only if you want a response. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 What's a parkway? Isn't that a British parking ramp? Who is King Cnidarian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Baron Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 A jellyfish with crown & scepter Why are there no ac-batteries ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 We'd have to redesign EVERYTHING, silly! Is Jupiter buoyant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Yeah, it rises even over the ocean. Where do socks go during an economic crisis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 To Wonderland. If nagging housewives are energy absorbant, can they extinguish the sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Baron Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 They'd chase the sun away before it went out Can we use that on the kraken ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 God, please let yes be the answer! Why must the rice grow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 So it doesn't have to walk. Why do planes beep all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thyroid Man Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Because they dont like to bop. how do i sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 That's easy. Spell s-l-e-e-p. In that order. What are thyroids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The place where the body stores radioactivity, just in case it needs it. How much chalk could a chalk chalker chalk if a chalk chalker could chalk chalk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobsterbottomy Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 10 chalky Newtonian chalks after Newton chalks on a chalky blackboard. At what age can I get my fake I.D? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Any prime number. 8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobsterbottomy Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 8 is the number following 9 and preceeding 7. My IQ 79. What can do to become smarterer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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