qzgy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 We would name them reds Why does a calculator calculate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Because it cannot make ice cubes. Why is the alphabet not pronounced the way it's spelled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Because the people who invented the alphabet were not engineers. oh right, it's supposed to be a joke answer, not a serious one. *ahem* Because 'Q' doesn't actually have a sound of its own. I changed a text file into a folder so that I could put images of ASCII art in it and now I can't read it. Help! Edited August 3, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Print out a pdf of the Operating System, then paste to face. How do I make cookies? Edited August 4, 2016 by qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 By ; Fig. 1: Smashing face into quantum foam. Fig. 2: Realizing quantum foam is what you are. Fig. 3: Paradodododododododdodododdododoododooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o oo o o o ox. What is Bismuth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Used to make a metal in TerraFirmaCraft! What is tetrahedryte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 It's the mineral of Tetris. How to make a square ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Ask Tom Brady. How do I use a slide rule to add? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Ask that sliderule jockey guy! Where are the Overwatch memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) On 9GAG. How do I get a forum sig? Edited August 4, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 By licking salt. How do I read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Look at letters, memorize every possible combination of letters, then pick out which ones are words. Write all of them on pieces of paper, put them in a hat, and draw words at random until you get the one you want. Once you have all the words you want, put them together in a random order repeatedly until you have a coherent sentence. Repeat. Is it safe to drink molten salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Completely safe. How do I poiew0e9-twurieHJR OI';YUHOIDSFJAIS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Annoying Dog. Why am I screaming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Because you're in space, where no one hears you. Why do we eat, wouldn't being powered by fusion be more efficient? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Because there's not enough lithium. Why am I watching @tylerraiz's stream right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Because you aren't playing Overwatch. Can I overwatch Overwatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 No, it's not a TV show. Wait, is it? I don't even know... What color is red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Not anything but 255,0,0 Why is space awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Because lack of space ends up being terribly crowded. Why is water bottled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Because if it was canned, no one would ride zebras. How do I land on Gilly without causing a parabolic change in trajectory? Actually, why did I just say that in technical language? Edited August 5, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Because Chuck Norris. Why do we call a laptop a laptop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azander Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Quote Why do we call a laptop a laptop? Because that is where the cat likes to sleep. Why do we allow politicians to lie to us and not be held accountable for that lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Because Physics^TM(R)(C)SM Why am cats? Edited August 5, 2016 by legoclone09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Cats are dogs and you are a lego. Why are kerbals green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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