Tex Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Because this is the same phenomenon that has happened in countless infinite and parallel universes.XD He has two 0th posts right now!Why are my friends so loud? Edited March 21, 2014 by Maximus97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Because they saw The Kraken.Why does time have to pass so quackly quickly? Edited March 21, 2014 by mythbusters844 Quack quack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Because you're secretly a duck and therefore lead a shorter life. Don't think I didn't notice that cheeky little quack there...Why do so few people realise that posting in the Forum Games section doesn't add to your post count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Because the people of today have mental barriers to keep them insulated from the hardships of the real worlds.Why do some people hate flying in airplanes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Because they live in constant fear that Jeb managed to get his commercial pilots licence and would try to show them space.Why did Elvis leave the building? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 To catch the train, wouldn't want to be late.Save changes to untitled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 No.How does one hack into a helicopter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenchant Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Preferably with an axe. Unless you have some really heavy swords at hand, in which case, go for it.Why do duck-shaped objects generally emit duck-like sounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6.forty Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 The horse took all the good sounds.How much does an apostrophe weigh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (-(comma)) newtonsWhy can't I look at the Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Because it's very self-conscious and feels awkward when people look at it.Why don't we just get the sun to therapy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 because it is poorCan I eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 No, that would be a harm to the local environment. Try photosynthesising.Why is it not that easy being green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Because it is easier to be yellow.What is Delta-V? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 A V in the form of a two dimensional quadrilateral that has three acute angles and one obtuse angle. The easiest way to think of it is the shape of the ship in Space Invaders.Did you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 No, I did not know. I knew...How to forget to fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Remember how to fly. How do I remember how to fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
going-to-the-MOON Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Jump and flap your arms.How do I move my toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Forget how to fall.How about that, ladies and gentlemen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 It tasted like battery juice and dog poop.Will the government print me a bajillion dollars if I ask nicely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Yes. too bad a bajillion means 2....Would anyone like to donate a mol of dollars to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Nope.Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Chicken Pear.When does ARM come out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Last year.How do I universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 You don't universe, universe does you! (Don't take that the wrong way)Do pie pei pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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