gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) would a nokia phone survive a meteor impact?! the world would never know....however ive sent an email to NASA on this. I WANNA KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is a nokia phone, "the unbreakable object" vs chuck Norris "the most awesome being in the universe" vs bacon "the awesomest food" the ultimate combination? (I shall call it "the ultimate paradox") Edited March 29, 2014 by gooddog15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Well it's very simple it's 27 Why is grass yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Because the dog peed in the same spot too many times :cWhy is the grass glowing red/orange and emitting smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 its on fire after it was ignited by a dragonwhat happens when someone divides 0 to the power of infinity divide by 0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Test it out irl.Do u liek Mudkipz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 *a few people in the room turn around and look at you, either happy or confused*Do you like seananners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzy3 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Do an upside-down handstand and the answer will be revealed.How does 1 create Anti-matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Its simple: just have a magical bunny turn matter into antimatterHow do i eat antimatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 You don't antimatter eats youHow do I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I have no idea! I'm asking you.Doo-be doo-be doo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 You're sued by warner brothers for copyright infringementHow can i float in the sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 SoupWhat does earth have gravel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Because words.Doctor... who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Doctor healy healer.When is jelly beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 10:02.Where's space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 in your facehow can I get a duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Uh, go to the duck store. Duh.Got milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 nope, just orange juiceshould you use a razor in a earthquake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 No you use a chainsaw Why is the moving people on my tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinerEdgar Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Because they like your house.When is yesterday if tomorrow is today's February? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Today's March.What is a cook that cooks space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 A person in a mental asylum.Can you show me the door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Yes, but you need a key to get through, and I left it in my other pants in space.Who let the dogs out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 what dogs? All i see are dead peopleHow do i launch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poryy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Press backspace.How do I fly plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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