Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Start beating your computer when it starts to lag. A couple beatings should do.What is air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 'air grows on your 'ead.What is the upper limit of recursive behaviour in Pascal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 It's called Pascalium Plus.Why am I handsome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Because sandwichHow can I into space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Dig downwards.How can I wear a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Put it on your arm.What is love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Baby don't hurt me.Where is everybody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 On EarthBaby don't hurt me, no more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Yes moreHow do I eat a sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 - Open Sandwich.2 - ?????3 - PROFIT!!!How may I serve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Coffee now!Can Poland into space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 ya they just need MOAR BOOSTERScan you even space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoveycat Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I can space three timesCan bears get a pilots license? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFGfreak Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Da, soviet bears are greatest pilots.what's the square root of an elm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoveycat Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 When you play the game of thrones, do you win, or do you die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Both.What do you want, mortal human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Your life.What is the colour of night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 According to Flixxbeatz' signature: Sanguine, my brother.How do I move my cursor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Put your fist through the monitor and grab it.How do I connect to the Interwebs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Get a dozen spiders. Put in a container. Leave it for few days to give them time to make webs.How to speed of light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Go to space and turn on a flashlight. Then wait a long, long time.....How to make pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Kill yourself.How to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick7892 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Easy, simply press this button.How does one post on this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 By ingesting rocket fuel.How to rocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Ignite match in rectum.Why is the sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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