RocketSquid Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I don't know. I think it's probably instinctual. What does the cheese really want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) To be cut in a crowded elevator. Why do we use ancient greek in Modern English? Edited June 2, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 For the same reason they used modern English in ancient Greek. Why do potatoes and cheese fight so often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 12:46 AM, RocketSquid said: For the same reason they used modern English in ancient Greek. Why do potatoes and cheese fight so often? Expand If they do not fight they will be mistaken for au'graten. What kind of fish likes to be fried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) French Fry Fish does, but Italian Fry Fish will kill you. Will the walls go away if I don't change them? Edited June 3, 2016 by cubinator this is actually a question about quantum mechanics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Yes. They disappear into dnalegoL. Will the dragon ever eat the Moon or does it always spit it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 The dragon only eats the Sun. It never tries to eat the moon. But it's not hard to make it spit out the sun, so it's ok. If I look in a book, did I write it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 1:28 AM, cubinator said: The dragon only eats the Sun. It never tries to eat the moon. But it's not hard to make it spit out the sun, so it's ok. If I look in a book, did I write it? Expand Only if the book looks back at you, otherwise the images are exotic words. If I put a book in a lock, will the boat go through or will it open the door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 You see, the reaction of unsymmerical dihydrilribonucleogluthanygenoxydanesane will propel the quantum foam to read the booklet with an axe made of bullets that fire magma in plasma. Therefore, two equals four. Muffins. If I get pants made of the fabric of the cosmos, what will happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Since they are energy of some form, you will wet them or you will be burned. What color is the CMBR before space-time bandits redshifted it? Edited June 3, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Cyan, Magenta, Blue, and Red. That's why it's called the CMBR. What, did you think it stood for something else? If the walls have ears, how loud do I have to be to deafen them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 11:57 AM, RocketSquid said: Cyan, Magenta, Blue, and Red. That's why it's called the CMBR. What, did you think it stood for something else? If the walls have ears, how loud do I have to be to deafen them? Expand When they shatter at the blast wave, you have to buy them hearing aids. If it takes two to tango, how many does it take tondance the cotton-eye joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Depends on how far the bathroom is. Bacon is good. However, since it is also bad for your cholesterol, why do we enjoy it so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's all part of a secret plot. I can't tell you more. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) On 6/3/2016 at 3:43 PM, RocketSquid said: It's all part of a secret plot. I can't tell you more. What happened? Expand The plot ended, i cant tell you less. Why? Edited June 3, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 42 What if i asked a smart question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 6:36 PM, LetsGoToMars! said: 42 What if i asked a smart question? Expand You'de have to be on a smart phone driving a smart car while eating a smart tart on a blow dart while driving into an upside down shopping cart. What is the 4th order derivative SinX^2*ArccosX^N? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Cheese, which is also the natural logarithm of 3.4. What is 7*Cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 7:31 PM, RocketSquid said: Cheese, which is also the natural logarithm of 3.4. What is 7*Cheese? Expand Silent but lethal If the baron von Licthenstien marries the duchess of Cornwall, what is the title of their stepchildren? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Recently Deceased. The revolutionaries killed them all. What happens when the Eta finally decides to work? The Eta: Edited June 3, 2016 by DaMachinator huge image is huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Doom. Also cookies! What happens when the thing does something and that thing makes the other thing do things to the other other things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 9:22 PM, RocketSquid said: Doom. Also cookies! What happens when the thing does something and that thing makes the other thing do things to the other other things? Expand Gets totally whack by crazy space vixen. cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 No, not until after doom. When is doom anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 9:44 PM, RocketSquid said: No, not until after doom. When is doom anyways? Expand before gloom. What be the name of the first space alien? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Jeff. What be the name of the last space pirate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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