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The patches would take months to be released, and then break things that were working perfectly fine before, and completely ignore issues the playerbase cares about whilst concentrating on balancing the ISP's of the engines down to 3 decimal places.

Every patch would also randomly buff or nerf about 5 parts so they're either so powerful every rocket anyone builds uses them, or so bad that nobody touches them ever again.

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Big forum Rebellion People making Big troll faces In orbit

Force all users to use origin The Horrible Ripoff of steam

Tons of Trolls on the forums And Even Worse

SKYDOESKSP Oh The horror

Because Whats what EA does They buy a company and Leave The game to die in a corner

Lets Hope Ksp doesn't share the same fate as spore

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Aliens.

With assault rifles.

Being barraged by a squadron of spaaace F-18's.

Flown by aliens.

Being attacked by Russians.

And Germans.

And Russian aliens.

And Russian aliens with assault rifles flying the fighter plane squadron.

It's just an animation, you can get to stick a capsule to an SRB in the $98.95 DLC! Wow!

Each rocket launch only costs $1! One unit of resource costs a cent. So cheap, low numbers! Wow!

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Aliens.

With assault rifles.

Being barraged by a squadron of spaaace F-18's.

Flown by aliens.

Being attacked by Russians.

And Germans.

And Russian aliens.

And Russian aliens with assault rifles flying the fighter plane squadron.

It's just an animation, you can get to stick a capsule to an SRB in the $98.95 DLC! Wow!

Each rocket launch only costs $1! One unit of resource costs a cent. So cheap, low numbers! Wow!

Please remove the giant annoying dog face you've posted. Like just a request, that or size it down.

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You think the game hogs resources now? You wait until EA get a hold of it. One 500 node supercomputer required to run minimal detail level. But at least it would be multi-core capable.

New sequels, every year. Same game, same name, with an incremented number at the end.

...and I think we've already seen "terribad DRM", so I won't go there. I just thank the flying spaghetti monster that there's a AAA-class PC game that doesn't demand extra crapware.

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  • 5 months later...

To be more relevant, they would now charge for the KSP demo... Where you would get a message when you reach space: "You have reached the end of the demo, please start throwing money at us"

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