Survive That Attack!

[mikeman7918]

When I said "bit", that was not a typo, I actually meant that you get a bite taken out of you by a walker which gives you the deadly zombie disease, which reanimates you as a zombie after you die from it.

I use Cylon resurrection technology to download into a new body.

I stab the next poster.

[Megalodon 720]

... with the handle of a sword.

I eat the next poster.

[megatiger78]

I blow you up from the inside with C4

next poster is in range of the blast

[mikeman7918]

I was going away from the blast source at the time, so I am out of range by the time it hits you.

The next poster isn't so lucky.

[Sesni]

Still got my Katarn Mk 3 armor on. I could be on top of it and live

I stab the next poster in the neck.

[mikeman7918]

That was actually my evil twin that you killed.

The next poster is dropped from the moon.

[Bacon_commando]

Since I was dropped from the moon I just float around in space with my specially Modified Katarn Mk3 armor with highly compressed oxygen tanks on the back.

I then fire the galaxy gun at the next poster.

[teepee2345]

i doge it

the next poster is blown up by a tank.

[Overfloater]

It's O.K. I'm data in a computer, and thankfully I was backed up on a flash drive.

The next person is assigned for the next launch of a one way Pluto mission.

[mikeman7918]

I run away.

The next poster is thrown out into space without a space suit.

[megatiger78]

yes, but you forgot to take my armour.

next poster falls into molten beskar

[Sesni]

I had Old Man Willaker's Healing Ale, and drank my 'juice' while swimming to safety.

Next poster is not as fortunate as I.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

I activate my VTOL engines on my prototype XA-35 and fly off

next poster has do deal with AGM-69 SRAM tactical Nuke that's coming for you

[Designer225]

Who's "you"?

The next poster has to deal the AGM-69 SRAM tactical nuke launched a post earlier.

[teepee2345]

*EMP*

next poster has to deal with a zombie apocalypse.

[DMSP]

*Flys to Enceladus.*

Next poster has to deal with a zombie apocalypse from a post earlier.

[megatiger78]

DC-17 and Mk 3 kartan amour

[Sesni]

You did not attack me.

Next person has a nuke headed at their face, that is already on course. At 2 km/s, while being extremely aerodynamic.

[Designer225]

It is inaccurate, however, and shot over me. Then it hits the Moon .

The next user is in the area in which the nuke impacted.

[Tidus Klein]

I watch on the moon as the missile runs out of fuel before escaping the earths atmosphere.

Next poster has to deal with a nuke out of gas.

[mythbusters844]

I fly next to it in a Tu-95 with a fuel tank mounted on top of it and I refuel the nuke with that. After it's refueled, I jettison the tank.

Next user is about to be hit with the fuel tank I just used.

[megatiger78]

I shoot it from orbit.

next poster dies of old age anticipating me attacking them.

[Designer225]

You can't die of old age when you are still young!

The next poster dies anticipating the previous poster attacking him/her.

[Sesni]

I never expected them to attack.

The next poster did.

[Designer225]

What attack?

The next user have to face off against 50 Asian Elephants, 50 Bengal Tigers, 500 bears, and 5000 birds, all attacking the poster.