Survive That Attack!

[njmksr]

Shameless self promotion:

I put out the sun by inducing an early collapse.

 

Then, I use the handy new BD Armory precision-guided cluster missiles available from my new BD Armory weapons pack, NWP, to attack the next user.

NWP available at these fine retailers here:

Betcha nobody's ever used this thread to promote their own mod before.

Edited May 29, 2016 by njmksr

[Omegagoldfish]

Just now, njmksr said:

Shameless self promotion:

I dodge the sun. Then, I use the handy new BD Armory precision-guided cluster missiles available from my new BD Armory weapons pack, NWP, to attack the next user.

NWP available at these fine retailers here:

Betcha nobody's ever used this thread to promote their own mod before.

Since I don't have BD Armory installed, all of them miss/don't exist.

 

I throw shameless self promotions at the next user.

[njmksr]

4 minutes ago, Omegagoldfish said:

Since I don't have BD Armory installed, all of them miss/don't exist.

 

I throw shameless self promotions at the next user.

I selectively quote these promotions and use them to ruin the next user's reputation in a smear campaign like none other that causes mobs of people to attack them.

Edited May 29, 2016 by njmksr

[RocketSquid]

As a squid, I can withstand far greater pressures than any of the people in any of the mobs.

 

I...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I quick load. 

I... Launch a barrage of Hourkerb II ICBMs

[spacebrick3]

Luckily, I'm on the same continent, so the missiles don't attack me, but instead the next poster.

[njmksr]

2 hours ago, spacebrick3 said:

Luckily, I'm on the same continent, so the missiles don't attack me, but instead the next poster.

I talk it out with the missiles and they decide to go home and seriously think about their lives.

I go full Chris Pratt on the next poster and unleash a horde of velociraptors.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I fly away in this (Shameless plug for my new Youtube channel) 

 

[KerbalOmmex]

But I fire heat-seeking ICBMS s at the next poster. Also, I have radar, laser guided and GPS based ICBMs

[TrainEngie]

I use my Asteroid Redirect spacecraft to redirect the missiles to solar orbit. 

I use 2 Klaws to grapple and glitch the next user.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I quick load.

I... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[RocketSquid]

Ha! You forget that I still have exclusive control of the Kraken mind control device!!

I...

REDIRECT THE KRAKEN!!

[cubinator]

Well, I find Kraken attacks are often quite hilarious, and I always quicksave anyway so it'll be fine if I just watch, right?

I teleport every hornet on Earth to the next poster, whom I spray with a pheromone that attracts and angers them.

[RocketSquid]

They drown. I'm so glad I'm underwater.

I continue attacking people with the Kraken.

[PB666]

6 minutes ago, RocketSquid said:

They drown. I'm so glad I'm underwater.

I continue attacking people with the Kraken.

I put a black hole in the water making it disappear, and the hornets dry out and find you. I tell the Kraken you made the hornets angry, now he attacks you. 

Edited June 3, 2016 by PB666

[Concodroid]

39 minutes ago, PB666 said:

I put a black hole in the water making it disappear, and the hornets dry out and find you. I tell the Kraken you made the hornets angry, now he attacks you. 

I... Uhh.... fix the line of code that creates the Kraken, and magically install BD Armory on everyone's ksp mods list, and use the Seismic Charge that almost made it into BD at the next poster.

 

[PB666]

19 minutes ago, Concodroid said:

I... Uhh.... fix the line of code that creates the Kraken, and magically install BD Armory on everyone's ksp mods list, and use the Seismic Charge that almost made it into BD at the next poster.

 

I forgot to install the upgrades, your BD armory doesn't install and i have moved my ksc to the poles of Moho.

The attack fails, I create an alchemy wave-function from moho that turns all kerbonite instantly into a gas, making all the outer planets and thier moons explode into gas giants, the effect only lasts for 20 seconds, so they collapse and reform planets and moons. 

[Concodroid]

7 minutes ago, PB666 said:

I forgot to install the upgrades, your BD armory doesn't install and i have moved my ksc to the poles of Moho.

The attack fails, I create an alchemy wave-function from moho that turns all kerbonite instantly into a gas, making all the outer planets and thier moons explode into gas giants, the effect only lasts for 20 seconds, so they collapse and reform planets and moons. 

I Crash into MOHO using this

, destroying you and Moho. I quickly reload, and use the Seismic charge again on the next poster.

[PB666]

1 hour ago, Concodroid said:

I Crash into MOHO using this

, destroying you and Moho. I quickly reload, and use the Seismic charge again on the next poster.

But you were too late, by the time you realized the wave was coming the function turned the small amounts of kerbonite in your ships hull into gas and your ship disentegrated. Because of its low gravity it became pieces of space dust. The wave function continues outward.  Eventually crashing KSP and your computer needs a reboot. I have downloaded a Unity mod on the next user that prevents all future attacks against my machine.

 

[RocketSquid]

I have successfully negotiated terms with both the hornets and the kraken, and have converted the black hole to a power source for my immense fortress. I then unleash the Kraken, the Hornets, and my Fortresses laser on the next three (3) posters!

[PB666]

48 minutes ago, RocketSquid said:

I have successfully negotiated terms with both the hornets and the kraken, and have converted the black hole to a power source for my immense fortress. I then unleash the Kraken, the Hornets, and my Fortresses laser on the next three (3) posters!

But I am previously immunized against attacks and therefore applied the minus 3 constant therefore resulting in 0 next posters attacked.
I send peace and brotherly love to the next 0 posters.

[RocketSquid]

I use the opportunity to improve my fortress with engines!! I now have an enormous flagship.

For reasons almost definitely unrelated to my flagships gravitational disturbances of Jool and/or Jupiter, an asteroid is now hurling towards the next poster.

[PB666]

1 hour ago, RocketSquid said:

I use the opportunity to improve my fortress with engines!! I now have an enormous flagship.

For reasons almost definitely unrelated to my flagships gravitational disturbances of Jool and/or Jupiter, an asteroid is now hurling towards the next poster.

My space ship is toroid shaped and the asteroid goes right through the toriod, and i redirect it back into the enourmous flagship. 

[RocketSquid]

Good, more building material.

I modify the hornets into space hornets. They remain on defense duty for my fortress.

[DaMachinator]

I drive through the fortress with an Alcubierre drive. The resulting warping of spacetime destroys a large portion of the fortress, causing the rest of the fortress to collapse in a series of GRATUITOUS EXPLOSIONS!

The resulting debris field hurtles towards the next poster.