Survive That Attack!

[ZentroCatson]

Mmh, cheese! But wait, where are the crackers?

I aim an arrow at the next poster and say:" Life or crackers!"

[waterlubber]

I add the Polly to my party, deflecting.the attack!

I roll a D20 and decide that the next poster's thruster should explode.
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[PB666]

But a fortuitiously dropped "t" got in the way and absorbed the explosion, 

I throw a cheese vacuum at the next poster. 

[crasher925]

the cheese vacume sucks my face off... wait i dont have a face

 

i throw a back hole at the next poster

[PB666]

I block it with a white hole turning it grey, a curl it into a neutron star and send magnetic storms at the next poster

[Moose Rocket Science]

An ICBM Is launched and destroys The storm but 55 ICBM's are launched at the next poster!

[ZentroCatson]

This is the next poster =>  :v Quack!

I'm the second poster since that duck posted something, right?

I attack the next poster with a katana. No, two katanas.

[PB666]

Not knowing what katana is i eat both of them. [burp]

I send a negative energy waves equal to the masses  of all the object the kerbin system across the the system at the next player. 

[Ultimate Steve]

I'm in the solar system. You destroy Saturn instead.

I build a portal around the exploding planet Saturn and that portal leads to the next poster.

[Xannari Ferrows]

As building a spherical portal bends space in a way that can't be represented by 3D geometry, the explosion leads to the only other end of the portal which encompasses itself and loses all it's energy and momentum over time, pulling it back together eventually and forming a new planet

This unfortunately means though that the asteroids in the rings start to float away, and one crashes into your rocket to interstellar space by sheer dumb luck

[Raven Industries]

I use the shipment of fire extinguishers I was carrying to propel the ship back to earth. I have a lot of extinguishers.

I dump a bunch of toxic fire retardant chemicals on the next posters planet, causing mass extinction and water pollution.

 

[Ultimate Steve]

I live on Kerberos. Nobody there. I just leave.

I attack the next poster with my escape pod.

[PB666]

27 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

I attack the next poster with my escape pod.

I place one million fleas inside the pod, greatly irritating the last poster. 

I place 100 @  one week used gym socks in the next posters capsule. 

 

[SAS123]

Deadpool comes in and picks up the capsule and gives it as a gift to Trump...
Deadpool then throws hillary Clinton at the next poster.

[PB666]

As I catch her I Lobby for more NASA, NSF and NIH spending.

Throw something non-political, with no mention of ________ (rhymes with bedtool) at the next poster, don't worry its not a bomb (tick, tick, tick).

[Xannari Ferrows]

A bucket of ice cream? How thoughtful^^

In my excitement, I accidentally kick a small screw sticking out of the wall so hard that a small support beam necessary for weight balancing gets knocked out, which falls down to the first floor of the building and lands on an electrical cord, jerking it from the wall and cutting off your life support that was placed very inconveniently and has no backup batteries

[PB666]

Solar cells kick in, fortunately the system has huge capacitors. 

I change the gravitational constant to 6.7 x 10-2 causing the entire kerbol system to form a black hole. 

[Raven Industries]

In an improbable series of events, I solve gravity and end up near saturn. Oh, and I get to see a space-bookcase.

The next poster is in a decaying orbit around Jool, with no fuel and broken solar panels.

[RocketSquid]

I deploy the balloon!

The next poster is hit by a lander, for some reason.

[Ultimate Steve]

It happens to be an alien lander. The aliens are 1 mm tall and their spaceship weighs less than a pound. I tell them, "Welcome to Planet Steve!" And order them to use their antimatter blasters to attack the next poster.

[SAS123]

I grab the Reality stone and change the properties of  antimatter so that it is rendered inert. I then ise the mind stone to shoot an infinity bean at the nest poster.

[PB666]

I find some icey water and wake the previous poster from his rather unlikely dream.

I perturb the orbit of an asteroid, it plows into the mun at 8000 m/s spreading a gravelly ejecta at the next poster.

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[Ultimate Steve]

I launch 50,000 Asteroid Redirect Missions and redirect the ejecta at the next poster.

[Raven Industries]

I nuke it all. It works in the movies, so it works in real life. Right?

The debris continues onward, albeit in smaller pieces. Eh, its the next posters problem.

[RocketSquid]

Jool eats it for me.

I fire my engines to escape Jool's atmosphere. I unfortunately forgot to include an "off" switch, so the heavy engine unit flies onward after I jettison it.