Survive That Attack!

[Ultimate Steve]

Guess what? I'm on a planet far, far away from you. So even if the peanuts were traveling at the speed of light, I'd die of old age before they reached me.

I place the planet the next poster is on directly in the path of the relativistic peanuts (of which each atom contains the energy of a baseball) so they arrive in the next two seconds.

[Capt. Hunt]

Ah, but I was on the other side of the planet, your relativistic death peanuts merely annihilated Shanghai. I throw a Hafnium grenade at the next poster.

[cantab]

I duck and cover.

I throw a table at the next poster.

[EliasDanger]

Fine with me, cuz I gotta table-saw, buddy! Come at me, bra!

Oh nooo, I just threw my table-saw at the next poster. What's he gonna do? They don't make table-saw-saws, do they? Nah, they don't. Checkmate.

[Capt. Hunt]

Ahh, but that table saw is plugged in to an electrical outlet, it unplugs itself and crashes harmelessly into the wall, I arrange for the next poster to suffer an EVA accident while replacing the perfectly good faulty AE-35 unit.

[Souper]

As a Space Marine, i can survive in space easily.

I crash-land on Europa, and gun the next poster down for HERESY!

[TedwinKnockman66]

I'm gonna use Land shark gun Versus that battlearmor to defeat him

I'm gonna use again the power of my Star-Shaker's laser cannon to destroy next user

https://skfb.ly/QVzq

Edited November 5, 2016 by TedwinKnockman66

[Capt. Hunt]

Rolls ship to interpose the impeller wedge.

 

Rolls missile pod salvo at the next poster.

[Kosmonaut]

Steals the pods significant other...

Throws the aforementioned significant other at the next poster

[kerbiloid]

Engaging the patented Aforementioned Significant Others Unthrower which deflects this into the next poster.

[Kosmonaut]

I eat the Aforementioned Significant Other. I then vomit a great deal on the next poster

[Nerfclasher]

Runs from the last poster and get into a F-44 ssto and fires space capable missile at the next poster in a space station with no escape pods

[kerbiloid]

Who needs those escape pods when there is a capsule for films?

Spoiler

Evacuated from the station inside this thing and landing on top of the next poster.

[Kosmonaut]

Use my Sonic Screwdriver to shred it, and send a razor-sharp slice of it at the next poster.

[Nerfclasher]

Runs from the last poster and get into a F-44 ssto and fires space capable missile at the next poster in a space station with no escape pods

[cantab]

I deploy some decoy flares to send the missiles the wrong way, then launch drones to chase after the next poster.

[TedwinKnockman66]

I Use that weapon to destroy drones (Warning there was lot of russia!)

I Throw next user on the ground!

[kerbiloid]

As this is ground, not phase, nothing happens.

I throw exception into the next user

[Kosmonaut]

Nouns never hurt anyone.

I drop a spinosaurus on the next user

[Capt. Hunt]

I skewer the falling spinosaur on a fifty foot pole, and then use the resulting dino-kabab to entice a flock of Compsognathus into swarming the next poster.

[Souper]

I call upon Slaanesh to grant Me the power to destroy them with My sonic fury. THIS PLEASES SLAANESH!

 

 

 

I send the next poster to The Queen of Pain.

[kerbiloid]

Your invocation first reached the ears of The Lady of Pain, and as she HATES everybody who prays for her, she dismembers you and throws your bleeding remains into the next poster.

Edited November 9, 2016 by kerbiloid

[Souper]

They hit nobody, but fall in just the precise way to reassemble themselves into my original form.

 

I rip The Lady of Pain's guts out with a chaingun, and beat the next poster into an organic puddle with the chaingun afterwards.

Edited November 9, 2016 by Souper

[Kosmonaut]

I use the might and will of the Tanith First and Only to destroy you Traitor Scum...

I direct the fury of a Commissar on the next poster

[Capt. Hunt]

I distract comrade commissar with vodka, and let slip that the next poster might be a capitalist spy.