Survive That Attack!

[vexx32]

*epic cape swirl to catch the rocks harmlessly*

I shoot the next person with several toxic darts.

[Designer225]

They bounce harmlessly because I'm wearing an armor.

I sent a man with a rifle and a bayonet and have him charge at the next poster. The next poster would have to fight back without guns.

[Deadpangod3]

*steps aside right as the rifleman charges passed and trips him, sending the bayonet to the next poster*

[Sylandro]

I quickly run away from the direction that the bayonet is coming at me.

I contract Danny2462 so that the poster below me will be in his next KSP video.

[AletzN1]

To the invisble jet! He wont see me there!

Muffin throw of DEATH!

[Finwolf]

Error 404: Monkey filter not found.

I strap the next poster to an infiniglider with duct tape and send them to the sun.

Edit: Ninja'd

[mrrpamplemousse]

Sun = Real life = no derpy physics = attack denied

(+ no air in space = no infiniglider)

Simple as that.

I send a Talon Company team to kill the user below me.

[Sesni]

I put a fake me down and make my getaway.

I send an srb into the below user.

[Souper]

I summon Chuck Norris, who then looks at the SRB, thus scaring the SRB so bad that it turns toward the next poster.

[Spearka]

I flak the hell out of the SRB, exploding it mid-air

I point the flak gun at the next poster and shoot

[ExplodingRocketShips]

I yell to jeb, WE NEED MOAR BOOSTERS!

He attaches more rockets and we shoot off into space.

[Designer225]

Jeb inadvertently invented the "launch escape system", so I escaped by pressing that very button.

Then the rocket was shutdown almost prematurely and is hurling toward the next poster.

[FiresThatBurn]

I used my mind hacks to move it into Laythes atmosphere

I then started the boosters aiming towards the next poster.

[Designer225]

It ran out of the fuel before it reached me, though, so it then drops toward the next poster.

[Lundmunchkins]

Because I'm a Time Lord, it hits me, but I survive and regenerate.

I send a fleet of a MILLION Daleks to the next poster

[Jagger]

I sneak behind the Dalek, and push it off a cliff, towards the next poster!

[Souper]

I win because hax.

The next poster dies because hax.

[Jagger]

It's not even fun like this

Whatever.

*dies*

The KSC was on the bottom of the cliff. My body is hit by a booster, going at terminal velocity to the next poster.

[Designer225]

I win because hax.

The next poster dies because hax.

It's not even fun like this

Whatever.

*dies*

The KSC was on the bottom of the cliff. My body is hit by a booster, going at terminal velocity to the next poster.

ERROR: All posters MUST survive, no matter how cunning or harsh their would-be murderers are, in order for this to continue. File Post42.dat and Post43.dat are deleted as a result.

And so it reverses to post #41. The next poster answer post #41 again as previous set of answers are void.

(And I'm on the computer on a normal California day, watching all these trouble, but I do have a Kerbal that I control in the game. However I pressed the revert button, and guess what happened...)

Edited February 9, 2014 by Designer225

[Lord_Potato]

I send a missile into the dalek, vaporizing it. I then proceed to launch a rocket at the next poster.

[Designer225]

It explodes and the debris rained on the next poster.

[Lundmunchkins]

I use sharks with Freaking Lasers on their heads to destroy them. However the sharks start swimming toward the next poster

[Palladium Corp]

I am on top of a mountain. Sharks can not get to me here.

I obtain a crowbar and bludgeon the next poster with it.

[Jagger]

I call a pack of Vortigaunts that vaporize your crowbar with their beams, atacking the next poster with MOAR beams!

(I hope you guys know Half-Life )

[SoldierHair]

Use gravity gun to trow a car at the Vortigaunts.The car is now rolling towards the next poster.