Survive That Attack!

[Nemrav]

Well... I happen to sit on the other side of the world... I drive out of the way well before it reaches me..

The next user however was the victim of one of danny2462's exploits....

(search him on youtube and watch some videos if you havent already)

[mikeman7918]

one problem: w waves travel in all 3D directions from the source and they can only be stopped by a vacuum. I also put Danny2462 inside his own rocket as it... WHAT! oops, that was one of Scott Manley's rockets... and he is heading right for the next poster.

[OrbitusII]

I use my Scott Manley impression to turn into Scott Manley. I am now controlling the rocket, flying it towards the next person.

[Designer225]

You are just Scott Manley in the video. The real Scott Manley watches his video.

Then he threw the camera onto next poster. HARD. (0.000001 second before impact that hard.)

Edited February 15, 2014 by Designer225

[Palladium Corp]

I am so far away from Scott, that the camera would have to have a velocity in excess of c for that to happen. The camera therefore travels in time, misses me and hits the previous poster. The unconscious body of the previous poster falls from a high place and crushes the next poster. The previous poster somehow survives.

[Designer225]

Only a negligible amount (The camera is already smashed into bits) hit me and did no damage whatsoever. After I woke up I decided to snipe you. You felt unconscious and was taken to a hospital in Oakland (I think Scott lives in Oakland, CA).

Then I snipe the next poster.

OOC: BTW, I'm the poster before the poster above me.

Edited February 15, 2014 by Designer225

[mikeman7918]

You don't shoot me, but a reflection of me in a mirror. The Kraken (which I may or may not have lured by using one of danny2462's ships that I might have found lying around) then shows up to eat the next poster.

[Nick7892]

The Kraken has never attacked me and probably never will. The kraken gets bored of me and goest to the next person.

[minerman30]

I harness the Kraken for the new experimental Kraken Drive and shoot it at the next poster.

[Tw1]

Om nom nom.

I Fire the next poster from my Minmus Cannon.

[The Jedi Master]

AHHHHHHHHHH--Oh, hey, a spaceship!

I fire the spaceship's engines into the face of the next poster.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I hide myself in the launch pad bunker.

I hire a bounty hunter to kill the user below me.

[Palladium Corp]

The bounty hunter falls into a pit full of glowing green acid that I had left lying around.

I lock the next poster into a box, and come back in a bit to see if the poster is dead or alive... (You can blame Schrödinger for this experiment).

[Designer225]

That was a paper box and I broke free. When you came back you couldn't find me!

Meanwhile, I shot the next poster with a poisonous arrow.

[mikeman7918]

You missed because I have a portal gun. I trap the next poster in one of those portal infinite loops.

[Designer225]

They are launched simultaneously and are extremely radioactive, so they fizzled before I got to the 5th portal. Luckily I wore the suit that blocks alpha, beta, and weakens gamma rays. After that I cause a nuclear meltdown on the plant the next poster works at.

[ProjectXMark1]

Meh, I just SCRAM it, the reactor design is not like that of Chernobyl's.

Meanwhile, I bust the dam on the hydro station that the next poster works at.

[mikeman7918]

I try to put out the fire with gasoline, and when that fails, I just get the heck out of there (no longer my problem). I throw antimatter at the next poster.

[Dark Junior]

i throw a fork at the next poster.

[Souper]

Antimatter blocked by Neutral Matter.

I throw Dark Junior's bad spelling at the next poster.

Edited October 29, 2016 by Souper

[ProjectXMark1]

Bad spelling doesn't really bother me.

I stick the next poster's computer in a microwave without them noticing (explosion imminent I hope).

[Palladium Corp]

The microwave was not plugged in.

I attack the next poster with a banana.

[mikeman7918]

a minion from Despicable Me eats the banana before it hits me and then he shoots the next poster with Gru's freeze ray.

[Spearka]

I go into space causing all the ice to evaporate before it reaches me

I shoot laser beams at the next poster

[Tidus Klein]

I hold up a mirror and deflect the laser in to the next posters eyes.......and eat a hot dog.......NOM