Survive That Attack!

[Xorth Tanovar]

You may have launched them, but you did not aim properly. They all skim across the launch area and end up hitting the mountains west of KSC.

 

The rock debris from above strike buries the next player...

[KerbalOmmex]

But, I'm on Eve! Not Kerbin! 

I take control of the world's nuclear arsenal and blow up the planet.

[Kerbal kerman]

Hack into nuclear arsenal and shoot it at the next poster.

[icantmakemodels]

Builds a giant funnel to redirect the explosins at the next poster.

[Kerbal kerman]

Uses a force field to direct at next poster

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I use a Portal Gun to teleport away

I use the Portal Gun to trap the next user in an infinite loop

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I have my own portal gun. I use it to.... well... because I can't think of anything, the portal wormholes glitch out and turn into black holes destroying the next poster.

[Ultimate Steve]

I travel through the black holes and end up in the past, where I end the universe before this game started.

[The Thyroid Man]

I teleport Ultimate Steve back to the present, annoying him greatly.

a speck of dust is what I throw at the next poster.

[PB666]

I the use a temperol energy porthole to create a gravitational feild that conglomerates a mass of frozen space gases around the dust and hurl the resulting comet, as the porthole and its enegy vanishes, at the next poster. 

[Ultimate Steve]

I crash New Horizons into the comet, pushing it so it misses me by two feet.

The comet, which I dub "Feluki-9723,' is now hurtling toward the next poster. It is also radioactive (New Horizons had an RTG).

[RocketSquid]

It splashes down and I retrieve the remains of New Horizons.

I attack the next poster with kindness!

[waterlubber]

Awww! Isn't that adorable. I summon the unholy demons of sarcasm, cynicism and apathy!

 

I connect the next person's computer to an Etherkiller.

[RocketSquid]

How? It's RTG powered.

I rig the cheese to explode. Or maybe implode.

[PB666]

22 minutes ago, RocketSquid said:

How? It's RTG powered.

I rig the cheese to explode. Or maybe implode.

But I cut it before it arrives, and send it silently back to the sender.

I instantly vaporize and burn all carbon sinks on Earth, at the same I turn all media spokespeople into climate deniers.

 

Edited June 22, 2016 by PB666

[Ultimate Steve]

I escape to Mars and travel back in time to avert the crisis. I seem to like time machines

I throw Phobos and Kerberos at the next user.

[PB666]

First i destroy all the time machines, then i mine the entire system with time machine detecting devices that will blow up the next 10 posters that try to use them, then i shape shift my ship into a donut and both pass through the center and pass out the other side, heading in the direction of the next user. 

 

[RocketSquid]

I time travel without using a dedicated time machine and prevent both time machines and anti-time-machine-machines from ever existing.

I accidentally touched an asteroid when I was in the past, causing it to be on an eventual collision course with the next poster.

[PB666]

11 minutes ago, RocketSquid said:

I time travel without using a dedicated time machine and prevent both time machines and anti-time-machine-machines from ever existing.

I accidentally touched an asteroid when I was in the past, causing it to be on an eventual collision course with the next poster.

Noting that you were going back to interfere with my anti-time machine i create a phased temporal shifter that clones the anti-time machine in the moment you leave, that is capable of creating another clone each time you try to destroy them in the past. But you asteroid once again floats right through my ship and back at you. It also detects tracks undedicated attempts to travel backward and creates detonated nuclear bomb whereever your exit point in soacetime is. 

 

[RocketSquid]

It harmlessly splashes into the ocean. Also, a detonated nuclear bomb is just fallout and hot gas. It's a detonating nuclear bomb that you want.

All of these time travel shenanigans have destabilized the universe. This instability covers the next poster in cheese.

[PB666]

17 minutes ago, RocketSquid said:

It harmlessly splashes into the ocean. Also, a detonated nuclear bomb is just fallout and hot gas. It's a detonating nuclear bomb that you want.

All of these time travel shenanigans have destabilized the universe. This instability covers the next poster in cheese.

I cut it and send it silently to the next poster. 

[waterlubber]

I silently slide the cheese into my pocket, glancing around for any spies.

 

A cop is chasing the next poster.

[PB666]

7 minutes ago, waterlubber said:

I silently slide the cheese into my pocket, glancing around for any spies.

 

A cop is chasing the next poster.

To give him a wallet full of a million funds.

A swarm of killer bees is chasing the next poster, heavily irritated by cut cheese.

[Rai1102]

Just now, PB666 said:

To give him a wallet full of a million funds.

A swarm of killer bees is chasing the next poster, heavily irritated by cut cheese.

I put on a spacesuit and walk to the next poster (with the bees still following me)

[RocketSquid]

I appease them by melting the cheese back together.

Everyone gets cheese. This is only an attack if you are lactose intolerant.