Survive That Attack!

[B11267]

I bring on Saxton Hale, who blocks it with his indestructible chest hair.

I then put the next poster into one of Danny2462's glitchy messes of a video, and they are the active Kerbal.

[Souper]

I escape by going into a spatial anomaly, ending up on my Munbase.

The next poster also tried to use a space anomaly, but gets stuck in it.

Edited May 13, 2014 by Souper
Bringing thread back to surface, please hold.

[Souper]

It appears this thread's time has come.....

[Guest]

It appears this thread's time has come.....

NOPE

I throw Minmus, Tylo, The Mun, A Class E Asteroid... And destroys all Sheilding and weaponry all things for protection will be sucked into a Black hole. On the next poster

[Souper]

I re-do my attack from 2 posts earlier. (spatial anomaly rips apart black holes, apparently, they don't follow the laws of physics.)

[Guest]

Now the moons killed you anyways cause you didn't have enough time.

I use Flare Blitz on the next poster. (Cause I'm a Flareon of course)

[Souper]

Since i was already dead, i just come back to life right behind you, pick you up, grab a nearby stone and smash your skull in, and then i teleport behind the next poster and snap there neck.

[Guest]

I cause the Big Rip. Everyone dies.

[Souper]

Chuck Norris creates another identical universe.

He then dosn't like the next poster for some reason and kills him. Since he can't die, nor lose, the next poster MUST die, no matter what they try.

But remember, there can be attack in death.

[Guest]

I make Jesus fight him.

Chuck Norris dosen't fight cause Jesus is his father.

I offer a peace treaty with super

[Souper]

I accept. We've balanced eatchother out with creativity.

Wait, are you a brony? Or a PokePro??

[Guest]

Neither.

I just like pokemanz a bit.

[Souper]

Ok, good, i can't stand bronies. I am an antibrony

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Me and Fyre team up and attack the next poster.

[Guest]

My attack on the next poster is a Flare Blitz.

What is your attack gonna be super?

[Souper]

I teleport the next user to Venus. They get crushed almost instantly.

[Palladium Corp]

Oh no! You scratched the paintwork on my super-deep submarine specially built to withstand high pressures. The flares also caused a couple of scorch marks.

I charge the next poster the amount of money needed to repair my sub.

[Souper]

I effortlessly evade being charged money by talking my way out of it AND swindling you out of 150$.

I use my 150$ to buy a bomb, which i use to blow the next poster up.

[Palladium Corp]

Luckily, I only had £1.50 on me, so that's all you got, so the only bomb you could buy was made up of a can of diet coke and a packet of mints. It made a mess in my sub though.

I take out my frustration on the next poster, who I hit with a black pudding.

[Souper]

It turns out it's poo poo, i sue you for 2,000,000$. You're homeless, and in debt.

[Guest]

Every Flareon in the universe uses Flare Blitz on the next poster.

[Souper]

Sorry. I'm in universe B.

I hurl universe B at universe A, killing all inhabitants of either universe.

[K3achas]

I teleport to universe C, and then throw universe D at the next poster's universe.

[Guest]

I collapse Universe C and B in a big crunch.

Then My army Grab on to the soon-to-collide Universe D While we yell "Ye-Hah!"

While this music plays:

http://youtu.be/Vi35XQjFV_A?t=2m43s

[K3achas]

I teleport all of universe D and A to you and then teleport the next poster to the next poster, while enveloping myself in a force field. (unbeatable multitasking and teleconises)

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I punch through your force field before it powers up and choke you to death.

Jeb then slams a spaceplane into the next poster.