Survive That Attack!

[MGUARN]

Well dig some foxholes ,and use this atomic warhead to disable your electronics.

Next poster you face my dupstep cannon.

[Sun]

Sound blocker.

The next poster will be thrown into a 30 foot (10 meter) deep pool of sulfuric acid at 100% concentration.

[cantab]

Pool's closed.

The next poster gets hit with a banhammer.

[rtxoff]

Wearing Warhammer 40k MkV Armor, almost nothing can hurt me....

Next poster is in a car which is in a scrap press which was activated.

[cantab]

Thankfully, it's broken and does nothing.

Next poster is in the incinerator in Toy Story 3, being dragged down by an army of Lotso Hugging Bears.

[Vaporo]

I mount the next poster to a mainsail while in low orbit over the sun and sacrifice them by stabbing them through the heart with the root of a Krakenbane plant. The ritual of Kraken-warding is complete, and I now am untouchable by the evils of the Kraken.

[cantab]

I'm a Timelord and have two hearts. As I perform the transfer burn to get a Moho intercept (from which I can gravity assist my way back to my TARDIS), my Mainsail's exhaust does not miss the next poster.

[Sun]

Force field!

Next poster will be captured and put into a North Korean prison camp.

[Souper]

Korea declares war on america. America and China and Russia then gang up on N. Korea, kicking their asses, thus rescuing me!

Eric Cartman taunts the next poster.

[cantab]

I won't respect his authoritah!

The next poster gets caught between a rock and the deep blue sea.

[WinkAllKerb'']

np im used to leave in a yell oh sub-Marines.

The next poster can't stop loss everyone childs.

[Fox Arcana]

I defend against WinkAllkerb with a logic shield and then throw it at the next poster.

[Sun]

Force fields!

The next poster will be encased in molten uranium.

[Vaporo]

I turn into the Incredible Hulk, and am very mad at the next poster for being encased in molten uranium.

[Souper]

Pointblank nuclear blast. No chance of survival, even as the hulk.

The next poster was also in the nuclear blast

[WinkAllKerb'']

Indeed i m the duke and i may nuke'them or not.

The next poster spam eat Mc Donald to death.

[Tangle]

Mc Donald to death

Mc Donald to death

Mc Donald to death

That was harmless. On the other hand, the joke that kills you isn't...

[cantab]

I roll a critical failure on my sense of humour check, and am unharmed.

The next poster rolls a critical failure on their heart beating check.

[Tangle]

My heart stops beating, and I gasp as I realize that it is still beating as I am not a character in an RPG. Probably.

The next poster is purple oranges.

[Designer225]

I blow up Yosemite, CA and then blow up the next poster.

When I say Yosemite, CA, I mean Yosemite National Park.

My heart stops beating, and I gasp as I realize that it is still beating as I am not a character in an RPG. Probably.

The next poster is purple oranges.

What are you calling me? "Purple Oranges"?

The next person got called the same name.

[Sun]

No one gets what it means, so a black hole forms that sucks the next poster in.

[WinkAllKerb'']

There nothing to see in a black hole but a missunderstoodable occultation, even if old you can feel your pretty young. That's what a Friend told me.

while not surviving this attack the next poster now know what's meaningless mean.

[Tangle]

Ooh! Ooh! Meaningless means the attack you just threw at me!

I banish thou to Zemnark, the worst of all possible Denmarks!

[Sun]

Never heard of it.

The next poster will be trapped inside the Earth's inner core.

[Javster]

I happen to have a super drill with extra tech and magic and underground boosters.

Hey! You down there! You're in space on a station which is rapidly losing oxygen!